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mrsk.bsky.social
Scottish and Scarlet. Yma o hyd. Still YES. Smeddum ye couldny smoor. Peace.
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There you go Yvette Cooper here's your epitaph, "Tough on Paint Tough on the Causes of Paint"

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Venn diagram

submitted 2 days ago • 145 comments

The Lions game is on S4C for those of us not on Sky. The commentary is better, for a start. We have just been treated to Dwayne Peel in a fetching pink jacket.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This is THE tweet of all time

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

For some unfathomable reason this #buyastrangerabook offer from @magentakoru.bsky.social has still not been claimed. This is the second week nobody has requested a book from Chef. Any book you like, up to £15. UK only. Is it so hard?

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Leinster this Saturday did exactly what the rest of the URC feared, claiming the title in a comprehensive win over the Bulls. So, how did they win it, what was wrong with the Bulls, and can they kick on and go even further next season? youtu.be/asv2PLRiDDE

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Finn Russell's not a maverick - he represents the best of rugby www.rugbypass.com/plus/finn-ru...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Would anyone like to buy a book? Let me know if you do. Thanks for listening.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

This is astonishing. The lyrics to Fortunate Son by Creedance Clearwater Revival are explicitly anti-war, anti the rich, and anti flag-waving phoney-assed patriotism. How thick are these MAGA oafs?

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

@gortoshay1.bsky.social Your boys done good.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Premier Sports: 3 commentators in the game, 3 analysts pitch side and Ryan Wilson roaming about. How about, and hear me out here, how about fewer voices and lower prices for subscribers? I know ex players have to make a living, but why do I have to pay for it?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

James Lowe pulling the jersey up in the trophy lift is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. A whole year of that on repeat in the show credits....

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Here or there. No kings. #nokings

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finn is playing absolute 4D chess to adapt himself into a more considered fly half so he gets picked for the Lions, then can take off the mask and go all Cats at a Super Rave down under

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finn. Russell. That is all.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I bought a 6 ft pillow to use as a bumper because I fall out of bed a lot. I'm old, shut up. It arrived without the advertised pillow case and the sellers are ignoring me. Now I have to return it. I'm going to spend the weekend wrestling a giant floppy sausage, taller than me, into a bin bag.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Liam Williams blocked me because someone posted a picture of him asleep with his nostrils flaring and I said it looked like the Clyde Tunnel.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Simon Zebo blocked me because I laughed at a dance video he and Paddy Jackson had posted. I mean, come on....

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

David Walliams quote tweeted me to his rabid followers who piled in to tell me what a disgrace to society I was. My crime? I called him 'sunshine'. He then blocked me. Not the punishment he thought it was.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Lol, Wordle.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Champs v Chokers today! Good luck @gortoshay1.bsky.social

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

When you've got a wedding at 1 but are being burned in a wicker effigy at 3

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

‘I once fell out with the US president so spectacularly that it caused one of the largest outbreaks of online schadenfreude in history’

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments