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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

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youtu.be/VSxx8qtTudU?...

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KANYE: yeah i'm just sayinnn ok, just cause nobody else is being honest like i am about MY self, you can't say i'm the ONLY one who would use a time machine to do, not supposed to say what, to baby hitler. molest GAVIN NEWSOM: So you're from Chicago, any chance of a collab with the new pope? Ha Ha

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Great, so Senate Democrats can come out refreshed with the hot new battle plan of trying to be watered-down polite Republicans then blaming progressives and the left when this fails to rally the Dem base, fails to pick up swing voters, and gets laughed at by GOP voters.

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A lot of American politicians, media, and public treat Trump threatening long-time US allies and partners as somehow not real. Like it's a reality TV show, or "just trolling," or part of some secretly good negotiating strategy. But all his targets are taking it very seriously, and are right to.

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First Oriole of the year.

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it’s when your fomo turns to jomo that you are finally free

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The average American has three friends

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bagel bites inventor was like how do we make something that looks like pizza and a bagel, tastes like neither, and makes sadness worse

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This is my favorite album from my teenage years. Still listen to the whole thing regularly. I would go deeply into debt for a live show of this.

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youtu.be/a1pjjfoSCQU?... I watch this performance regularly because it’s spectacular.

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My handsome pal

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That kind of depression where you neither know nor care what day of the week it is.

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Hell yeah this is fun AI rules

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There's an outpouring of tributes to the late Pope from leaders around the world. Gayle King said, "Sorry about the Pope's passing. By the way, I was in space and am an astronaut." Katy Perry added, "I was too."

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When you arrive at the Vatican and see your bitter enemy, the pope has run out of potions

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The monthly meeting of the local chapter of the Irene Society began as always with the traditional airing of grievances.

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Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

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What sequence of events must occur for a guy to become a toothpick guy?

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Chaos has erupted in the Vatican. Cardinals are running this way and that and shouting at each other, pandemonium has begun. Suddenly the screeching sound of nails on a chalkboard fills the air. Everyone turns to see it’s local fisherman, Quint. “Yall know me” he says. “Know how I earn a living…”

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Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

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The band America contained the widest collection of dads in music and every dad was a different kind of dad

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theonion.com/show-me-wher...

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Even assuming electoral victories in 2026 and 2028, if Democrats don't start taking away badges and putting people on trial the instant they take power back, we are going to be right back here on January 21, 2032. I don't know how many more chances they're going to get to not learn this lesson.

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Aaron Rodgers Goes On Ayahuasca Retreat In Search Of New Interview Anecdote theonion.com/aaron-r...

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Gonna make sure that the DJ at my funeral plays “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains.

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me: how you doing hoss? bigfoot: i'm alright just working on bathing and combing all this fur while raising a son by myself me: that's real as fuck. hey have you got any perc connects?

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Just paid $278 to intuit turbo tax so I could owe $33 to the federal government. What a beautiful scam they have going on there.

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The Grateful Bread.

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One day apart.

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one thing the Bible got wrong is that it was actually an Arby's beef and cheddar the snake offered to Eve in the garden

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I love this fucking website so much

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This would make them bored and disinterested at hearings since there's nothing in it for them. It'd be like banning gambling on sports.

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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

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I think he has a humiliation kink at this point.

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ebert: -the eroticism of donkey kong. siskel: i'm not getting into this. ebert: are you afraid of the eroticism of donkey kong? siskel: i'm afraid this is a subject that's a dead horse, which is impressive, since it was born as a corpse. ebert: let the record show - siskel is afraid. siskel:

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“We’re gonna try to get groceries down. An old fashioned term, right? But a beautiful term, eh? EGGS.”

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Medic: somebody hit you with a thesaurus, how are you feeling? Me: tempestuously indignant

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radio dj playing 'party in the USA' this morning was kind of a cruel joke

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Maybe we should have all of us go against all the MAGAs in a quiz bowl like on Billy Madison. I choose Business Ethics.

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i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

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The driver will not stop at McDonald’s. Please make sure when I get home from golf that there’s some quarter pounders with cheese and without cheese. Plenty of fries and at least two diet cokes, thank you Eric.

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