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Bronze Statue of Melania Trump Cut Off at the Ankles and Stolen tinyurl.com/yqmapnyl [TheDailyBeast]

UK plummets down rankings for LGBT+ rights in Europe following Supreme Court ruling tinyurl.com/yvqx4bf9 [Independent] #lgbt #lgbtq

Made a cocktail for my wife and she put it in the freezer, inadvertently creating a new superorganism please hel—*glurk*

My spine just jumped out of the window with fright upon hearing Peggy's voice. #TheArchers

The bells tolled for Peggy??? Satan must have changed his ringtone. #TheArchers

Ha! Suck it, NoCasha! #TheArchers

Oh, fuckity sticks... Peggy's funeral is going to be the Ambridge equivalent of a royal funeral, isn't it? #TheArchers

When do we get to the reading of the will? I'm hoping for yet more family strife, though knowing Peggy, the only casualty will be Tony. #TheArchers

Hit dogs holler, Lawrence. #TheArchers

DING DONG! THE B*TCH IS DEAD!!! #TheArchers Byee, Peggy!

When calculating the amount of clotted cream necessary, triple the first amount you were thinking of. #TheArchers

Social Justice Lyndy-Pops isn't as fun as Social Justice Emma. #TheArchers

Peggy still lives??? That's the last time I shell out for wish-fulfilling guided meditation. #TheArchers

The Lamentation of the Joy is going to be Ambridge's next big festival. #TheArchers

As with cricket teams, not fussed about VE Day. Give us more hostage situation fallout! #TheArchers

When will Rochelle have her day in court? Will the case proceed at magical Ambridge speed, or will the rickety state of the court system be reflected? #TheArchers

Going full Rambo mentality after the event is so Daveeeed... #TheArchers

No fixed abode? But then how did Rochelle complete the application form for Casey Meats? Surely she can put Joy's place down as her current address? #TheArchers

Noah plays Warcraft!* But which faction? #TheArchers *New (wonderful, caring, romantic, sexxxy) boyfriend is a nerd

Pssst! Usha! It is not unknown for lawyers to sack their clients. Just sayin'... #TheArchers

Does the landline not have an answering machine? Poor show, Joy. #TheArchers

Don't do it, Emma! It's a trap! #TheArchers

Enough cricket tea chat. Give us the animal libbers! If the police have anything about them, they'll put Rochelle and Saskia in the same holding cell and tape their conversation. #TheArchers

Does Usha even know Joy? #TheArchers

"I can't believe my Rochelle is a bad person!" Well, that's because you spent her teenage years in a catatonic state, Joy. #TheArchers

Good on Joy for keeping a landline. Wonder how often that phone rings? My landlord gets occasional phone calls from a woman who has not managed to write her friends number down correctly for at least the last eight years. #TheArchers

Lawrence? Lawrence??? WHO THE F*CK IS LAWRENCE?!?? #TheArchers

"I am! I'm her mam! Has something happened?" Oh, you're in for a treat, Joy! #TheArchers

To Ambridge! #TheArchers

Met police officer accused of pinching female colleagues waist in work gym 'fat test' tinyurl.com/22m663ow [EveningStandard] Oh, FFS...

‘An act of war’: How China’s stranglehold on antibiotics could imperil the UK tinyurl.com/27xsfjl5 [iPaper]

Ministers have ‘maxed out’ health service funding, says NHS England boss tinyurl.com/258foq4d [Guardian]

Revealed: The illegal truth behind some of London's top restaurants tinyurl.com/2bajjrzn [EveningStandard]

Brexit reset is under threat from the rise of the new Right tinyurl.com/2cjc2dlg [iPaper]

Is Boris Johnson comeback the only way for Tories to survive Reform? tinyurl.com/22o7xmw8 [EveningStandard]

Palestine and the decline of the US empire tinyurl.com/23syx5yp [AlJazeera]

Prisons minister vows to end ‘toxic’ cover-up culture in England and Wales tinyurl.com/2d9fg6pb [Guardian]

Reform accused of hypocrisy after advertising home working jobs tinyurl.com/2c6uavhl [Guardian]

Outgoing Tory council leader says Conservatives ‘could dissolve within 12 months’ tinyurl.com/24tex8rd [LondonEconomic]

‘Dangerous nonsense’: AI-authored books about ADHD for sale on Amazon tinyurl.com/2yfvono9 [Guardian]

Splendid! Will it now turn out that Harrison was undercover with Saskia's lot and will be able to testify against her? #TheArchers

Why hasn't Rex called the police? #TheArchers

Awww, Freddie and Vince bonding over Rochelle regret. #TheArchers