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Unfluencer. Opinionated. Engineer. #Plymouth We are all Homo Sapiens. #Antitheist. 99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work. https://linktr.ee/juglugs
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Happy Phineas & Ferb Day!

DOGE was a smash and grab robbery of our personal data.

Well well welll

We often clean our homes when people are coming over so we can maintain the façade of a clean house that we’ve seen from going to other people’s homes who clean their house to maintain the façade of having a clean house

#antitheist #religionpoisonseverything

Badenoch is just a moron. The Tories decimated defence for years and now she blames Labour for not funding it? Of course, her party wanted to pony up to Trump and the GOP and let Putin steamroller through Europe. I fear idiots voting for Reform, but I'm glad Tories are fading into obscurity

If we assume that the plural of AUKUS is AUKI, does it mean that we're dropping the US and bringing in Italy? 🤔 BBC News - UK to build up to 12 new attack submarines www.bbc.com/news/article...

Quick: Somebody invent an Energy from Mucus machine. With this summer cold I've got, I'll make millions! 🤧

What a loser #Verstappen is! He'll never be one of the greats. #F1 #SpanishGP #Barcelona

Yay! More please! BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg... Ukraine drone attack hits more than 40 Russian bomber planes, claims Ukrainian security service - BBC News

UK Money Saving Tip: Using a marker, write a number on a wooden spoon and go and sit in a pub. Soon, free food will appear.

So which gangs are the bad ones and which are the good ones again? 🤔 BBC News - Trump commutes gang leader's sentence in flurry of pardons www.bbc.com/news/article...

🥵 #Madrid

Even more childish

Childish, really

Post a *good* throuple

A hypnotist made me believe I was a bendable metal with an atomic number of 82. I’m easily lead.

A social norm (that's quite sexist really) is shown when I'm out for dinner with my wife. I order a beer and a virgin mojito (or non-alcoholic beer) and without fail, they'll put the beer in front of me and the NA drink in front of my wife.

What an absolute joke this administration is! The worst POTUS in history surrounded by corrupt, criminal, disgusting and evil sycophants.

What is with this latest grammatical annoyance? My wife and her friends have started concatenating "Thank you" to 'Thankyou'... Grrrr 😠 (Of course, I'm only jealous that she has friends)

How to Shower 101: 1) The water should burn you, it's supposed to hurt 2) Warsh your face FIRST you filthy bastard 3) The soap from you face will wash everything else because gravity 4) Pee (optional) 5) Air dry near a large window

Smacks of an impotent 'god' to me... (Or a non-existent god, which is, of course, the actual fact)

If you have one of those little annoying suitcases with 4 wheels and you still drag it miles behind you on 2 wheels, just know that I will curse you to wear uncomfortable socks for the rest of the day!

“Why did burning girls matter in Vietnam but not in Gaza?” The 'Napalm Girl' photo shocked the world and helped end the Vietnam War, writes @jehadabusalim.bsky.social for Zeteo, but a child surrounded by flames and other similar images in Gaza can't even provoke a ceasefire. Read/share/subscribe:

In open water, the common duck can deploy its outboard motor to achieve speeds of up to 45mph

Kids today will never know the joy of dragging a claw-foot bathtub full of molluscs across a busy intersection

Guys I’m starting to think “Vladimir, STOP” didn’t work

Loyalty is rewarded, corruption is ignored, democracy coughs up another bloody chunk.

Pretty sure my cat has been "borrowing" my phone after I go to bed. I know you're reading this, Kevin.

Israel’s former PM Ehud Olmert in Haaretz: "What we are doing in Gaza is a war of extermination: an indiscriminate, unrestrained, brutal and criminal killing of civilians" "Yes, we are committing war crimes" Article source: www.haaretz.co.il/opinions/202...

Man @kateshaw.bsky.social is very smart and her writing on the Supreme Court is excellent www.nytimes.com/2025/05/25/o...

Sometimes, working on a bank holiday isn't too shabby... #SAPSaphirre2025 #Madrid #BankHoliday

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More worrying still - that doesn't sound like Trump. I've noticed a distinct shift in the style of his posts recently.

Emerging from my crag to menace the nearby hamlet.

It's the 8th anniversary of this dim-witted classic.

This is a fun story of Trump grift www.yahoo.com/news/influen...