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mstrauss.bsky.social
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Anyone who wants to be weird nerds after Buffalo Comic-Con on June 14th with me and @jeredolan2.bsky.social, that’s where we’ll be.

In my defense, I was 19.

Do someone who knifes you and someone who blames you for being attacked have the right to go to a bar afterwards and write out your future on a napkin? No? That’s the scenario when Putin and Trump talk about a "deal" for Ukraine.

At the party for @jeredolan2.bsky.social’s wife and the balloon animal guy made a balloon Daredevil.

It’s Canisius University graduation weekend. So, if you need free, crappy dorm room furniture the streets of Hamlin Park are ripe for the picking.

I fenced in high school (NERD!), foil at first and then epee. This is the best, shortest explainer.

That baby is going to grow up to take bloody revenge on a whole lot of people. William Gibson & Philip K Dick would call this too dystopian of an origin for a fictional character.

1776-2015: Anyone can grow up to be president (complimentary) 2016-2025: Anyone can grow up to be president (threat)

5 chucklefucks on this Supreme Court are going to rule that states can pick & choose which Constitutional Amendments apply to them and which don’t and the fallout is going to tear this whole thing apart.

Dear Santa Claus, All I want for Xmas is for the president to arrest Bruce Springsteen. Having this backfire in his dumb orange face would be hilarious. I have been good all year. -Michael PS also a set of Daredevil billy clubs. Thanks

I would fight anyone for a box of Dulche de Leche Cheerios.

Carmen Carnero. That's the post #xmen

Having coffee on the porch with @jeredolan2.bsky.social before work. Him: “I hired a balloon animal guy for the wife’s birthday party tomorrow. How many balloon guys are there in Buffalo?” Me: “Two and they’re Capulets & Montagues, buddy.”

Six minutes??? If that happens again the evil horse is going to get down off its pedestal and hoof kick the whole airport over.

@joe-hill.bsky.social , this should be poster sized and placed into every English class.

You have to love a wholesome father/daughter relationship. These two look like they’ve spent a lot of time bonding over common interests.

They’re going to run Senator “the Alliance is over! We should all flee!” in ‘28.