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Her dying today of all days feels a lot like the end of an era. She had just finished her nodal reversal, and died as the SN left her ascendant. I swear the nodes are major triggers, I can't believe I neglected them for so long. #astrology

submitted 153 days ago • 1 comment

Hermes, the Messenger

submitted 155 days ago • 2 comments

0 points. Officially 👵🏻

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't realize why I'd been so interested in the Baldoni/Lively drama, but maybe it's because it's the battle of the Virgos. 🍿🍿 No wonder this all started with the Virgo Merc RX last summer.🍿🍿#astrology

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

#Karma is a concept invented by the higher casts to justify why you deserve to have less than them, and be happy about it. Don't be a literal peasant.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

Seeing Gaiman and especially Palmer being exposed for who they really are shook any faith I had in feminism as a movement. It’s all women empowerment till you marry a millionaire, then it’s every girl for herself. She embodied Neptune in ♓️, including the illusion. #astrology

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

It's looking like Trump is going to get the cease fire for Palestine. It's nice that 2025 is starting with a pleasant surprise for a change.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Amanda Palmer has almost the same Mars as Neil. She's blue, he's orange. Not sure if it's a day or night chart but it's ok, her malefics are conjoined, we know she's having a really bad time. And what's with sexual predators and Venus/Jupiter conjunctions? Is that Zeus being Zeus? #Astrology

submitted 159 days ago • 2 comments

Netanyahu canceled his trip to the US for the inauguration after Trump "retruthed" a video by Jeffrey Sachs calling him a"deep, dark son of a bitch".

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Look how beautifully this Mars rx is wrecking Neil Gaiman’s life. Hitting his main luminary and OOS malefic. He’s also about to have a nodal reversal. The full moon on his Mars is bringing all out in the open. Eat shit, asshole #astrology

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

With today's full moon on that pissed-off Mars, could we maybe see the "completion" of the LA fires? Or at least getting them under control. Sure hope so. #astrology

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not really an audiophile but nothing will make me drop a podcast faster than bad audio. Please invest some money in that mic.

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

What I dislike about the AstrologyGirlie thing is not the asking for free readings, it's the "girlie" part. I'm old enough to be your mama. Call me Astrology Ma'am. 🙃

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Guessing not a lot of people have access to their boss' natal chart or your business partner. I do and so does a friend. In both cases I see the rising degrees are pretty close.Like 3 to 6 degrees apart. Is this because the descendants are close too? I wonder if there's something to it. #astrology

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Therapist: What if I asked you to just be unproductive for a week? Just lounge and watch some tv during your time off? Me (as my Cap moon): that sounds just.. awful to be honest. Please don't.

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

Famous dog f**ker Zuckerberg has Venus and the ruler of the seventh (partners) in the house of pets 🤣 by whole signs. — on an unrelated note this is why I like quadrant houses. #astrology

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

People talking shit about the LA firefighters being “DEI hires” deserves to have their house burn down tbh.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

The news say Luigi's trial was delayed to "mid-February" -- oh you mean when MARS STATIONS DIRECT? For a crime allegedly committed when it stationed retro? I'm guessing the crazy Korean President who's been hiding from the police will finally go down around the same time too. #astrology #Marsrx

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

I generally believe our free choice in regards to fate is very limited. That has made this virgo a tad less judgmental with myself and others. A tad.

submitted 165 days ago • 1 comment

Maybe it's because I only recently learned what the Nodes do, now I see it everywhere. Like Blake Lively just went through her node return, in the third house of people talking shit. More than Saturn, there seems to be a lot of "you reap what you sow" with the node returns. #astrology #nodalreturn

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Some women really are out here speaking of sleeping with your boss for a job as a feminist power move... and I'm left thinking this is why we can't have nice things.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments