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Sound guy at Wake The Dead coffeehouse in San Marcos, Texas. https://www.youtube.com/@wakethedeadcoffeehouse
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It's not a war, it's a pageant.

True story bro.

I Love L.A.

So Kilmar Abrego Garcia is being charged with human trafficking? How ironic.

Y'all realize Ukraine did what decades of nuclear reduction talks have failed to do? The entire world is much safer thanks to their efforts and now owes them a huge debt.

As a country, we should have as much interest (and concern?) for the health and viability of the current president as we do for the ones who are no longer in office.

Good news/bad news: Now everyone is an American and no one is an American. Citizenship is just a social construct.

It's so weird to hear the president's mouthpiece say shit like "obey the law" and "respect the law" like she forgot who her boss is.

Reminder to ICE agents and anyone who works with them that "just following orders" was not a valid defense for the Nazis when they were eventually tried (and executed). #historybitches

They may as well just publish Pete Hegseth's phone number so we can all call and tell him what a great job he's doing.

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

Let's all take the day off and reflect on how we treat foreigners (or worship a false idol).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o... Just a friendly reminder to would be dictators as we approach the 80th anniversaries of Bennie and The Jerk's final days.

What's keeping Marco Rubio (or Ted Cruz) from being 'returned' to Cuba?

Is it just me, or is the oval office getting uglier every time we see it? It's like someone peed all over it.

Just a reminder that "El Salvador" is Spanish for "The Savior."

This immigration policy is going to work so well even tourists and investors will have nothing to do with us. Yea America.

Everyone is talking about how our taxes are going to rise, but that's only if we pay them.

But I DID vote! I voted for the people who are supposed to be stopping this. What do they want me to do now? Give them money?

📌NOTE: Say what you want about this wretched, America-attacking, burnt-orange asshole (please), but it's your friends and family who still support him who are to blame ...

Real leaders recognize a movement and when to get out in front of it. Could have used these folks at the confirmation hearings.

You know this is serious when all the white people in the suburbs give up their weekend to come into the city, get out of their cars, and walk among other humans.

One thing I miss about being unemployed and homeless is the lack of marketers always trying to get into my pockets. #freedom #justanotherword #nothinglefttolose

This would be a good time to look for cheaper alternatives or even giving up all the stuff that never satisfied to begin with.

This is why government employees can't be trusted to work from home or use their private phones. I need a list of 5 laws you broke this week.

I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing. But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.

He should have responded "new phone, who dis?"

Every Senator who approved Hegseth's appointment needs to apologize to every service member (as well as the entire U.S. population). And then leave.

Is it "free enterprise" to set up shop at town hall meetings and sell pitchforks?

Episode 407 of The Laughing Dead comedy open mic is now online. Live shows every Tuesday at 7:30.

Commercial buildings are built to run on the crushed souls of their inhabitants. #BackToTheOffice

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

Just like the Irish Troubles brought us the "car bomb" cocktail, soon we'll all be enjoying Ukrainian "drone strikes." Yum. 😋

Can you all just admit that the GOP never gave a fuck about veterans?

It used to be widely understood that our "foreign aid" went to our own contractors, NGOs, and charities. What's with this sudden concern for the homeless veterans we've been neglecting for decades? #disingenuous

Latest episode of The Laughing Dead comedy open mic podcast now online. Live show every Tuesday at 7:30 (comic signup at 7).

Imagine being so homophobic you don't want people to know the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Japan was named after the pilot's mother (which is a whole other Freudian discussion in itself)?

Public Service Reminder.

Live events this week at Wake The Dead coffeehouse in San Marcos, Texas.

"500 million Europeans are asking 300 million Americans to defend them from 140 million Russians." It took the Polish guy to point out the obvious to the rest of us.

Republicans had no problem with decades long wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but "three long years" in Ukraine is too much for US to bear?

I would rather live like the average European than the richest Russian or Chinese person. It shouldn't be that difficult to see what side to be on.

Never forget that Zelensky is a comedian who speaks multiple languages while Trump and Vance barely speak their own with any skill.

Why does Lindsey Graham even talk when his words have no meaning?

He's just a better commander, diplomat, president, and comedian. #Zelinsky

Live events this week at Wake The Dead coffeehouse.

Episode 405 of "The Laughing Dead" comedy open mic is now online. Live show every Tuesday at 7:30.