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I’ve decided I’m an Indiana #Pacers fan. I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.

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If Aaron Judge struck out in each of his next 11 at-bats, he’d STILL be hitting .400. #yankees

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The great thing about last names: It’s the only mode of verbiage in which “Rouch” and “Diaw” could possibly rhyme.

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Watching South Bend Cubs @ Cedar Rapids Kernels. You know you’re at an ugly game when a reliever walks in a run in the second inning.

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YEET! #wrestlemania

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@alexgalbraith.bsky.social No offense, but you have an Autocorrect Hall of Fame inductee here.

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BEST ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVER!

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Frank Saucier’s pinch-hitter was short, but his life was long.

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According to WTForecast’s graphic, here in Cedar Rapids, tomorrow’s supposed to have a low of 45 and a chance of … snow? WTForecast indeed.

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Cult of Personality always hits like crack during a WWE program. #cmpunk

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What nobody has been able to answer yet is how Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs when one of his lungs was removed as a teenager

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The Price Is Right: The Barker Era finally got to the Rod Roddy era and I’m irrationally excited for it.

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COOPER MOTHERFUCKING DEJEAN!!!! #superbowl #sblix #hawkeyes

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Know who I miss? Joe Biden.

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My girlfriend didn’t know who Alanis Morrisette’s classic banger You Oughta Know was about. Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.

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Leave it to Donald Trump to use a plane crash last week to self-promote.

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Jesus, Donald Trump just can’t sound genuinely sympathetic at all, can he?

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Watching The Price Is Right and a woman spinning the big wheel said hi to her mom and then remembered her mom died. Awkward!

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GREAT QUIRKS IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY: All of the presidents from 1st to 41st are dead. Number of dead presidents: 40 Number of days in which a president has died: 39

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Watching President Carter’s funeral. Why do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have the exact same skin color?

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Lee Corso should be on College GameDay for as long as he wishes to be. He has earned it, and it remains a joy to see him on the show.

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RIP Jimmy Carter. You were a model for goodness in America.

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The only thing weirder than rooting for a Boston team playing at Yankee Stadium, would be rooting for nebraska anywhere. Go BC!

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I’m spending my Christmas morning at my ex’s house, and my anxiety is just spiraling.

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A Christmas Carol is just not believable. At no point does Scrooge ask what happens to his profit margins if Tiny Tim takes the dirt nap.

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Dear Rickey Henderson: There seems to be some confusion as to whether you’re alive or dead. On behalf of all of us, if you’re around, can you please let us know? A simple “Rickey’s still here” or “Rickey ain’t dead” will suffice. Thanks Rickey!

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Seriously, what the fuck is the purpose of assigned seats at movie theaters?

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“RABBIT SEASON!” “DUCK SEASON!” “RABBIT SEASON!” “DUCK SEASON!”

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I can completely get behind the idea of CEOs of major corporations getting executed by masked assailants on the street.

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My cat is clearly happy to see me back from Thanksgiving across the state.

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I’ve decided I’m an Indiana #Pacers fan. I had a dream that I told someone I didn’t have a favorite NBA team, and they responded with, “But isn’t your Uncle Alan the head coach of the Pacers?” And apparently in my dream he was. Good enough for me.

If Aaron Judge struck out in each of his next 11 at-bats, he’d STILL be hitting .400. #yankees

The great thing about last names: It’s the only mode of verbiage in which “Rouch” and “Diaw” could possibly rhyme.

Watching South Bend Cubs @ Cedar Rapids Kernels. You know you’re at an ugly game when a reliever walks in a run in the second inning.

YEET! #wrestlemania

@alexgalbraith.bsky.social No offense, but you have an Autocorrect Hall of Fame inductee here.

BEST ST. PATRICK’S DAY EVER!

Frank Saucier’s pinch-hitter was short, but his life was long.

According to WTForecast’s graphic, here in Cedar Rapids, tomorrow’s supposed to have a low of 45 and a chance of … snow? WTForecast indeed.

Cult of Personality always hits like crack during a WWE program. #cmpunk

What nobody has been able to answer yet is how Pope Francis has pneumonia in both lungs when one of his lungs was removed as a teenager

The Price Is Right: The Barker Era finally got to the Rod Roddy era and I’m irrationally excited for it.

COOPER MOTHERFUCKING DEJEAN!!!! #superbowl #sblix #hawkeyes

Know who I miss? Joe Biden.

My girlfriend didn’t know who Alanis Morrisette’s classic banger You Oughta Know was about. Yes, I did the honors, and yes, she was surprised as hell.

Leave it to Donald Trump to use a plane crash last week to self-promote.

Jesus, Donald Trump just can’t sound genuinely sympathetic at all, can he?

Watching The Price Is Right and a woman spinning the big wheel said hi to her mom and then remembered her mom died. Awkward!

GREAT QUIRKS IN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY: All of the presidents from 1st to 41st are dead. Number of dead presidents: 40 Number of days in which a president has died: 39

Watching President Carter’s funeral. Why do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have the exact same skin color?

Lee Corso should be on College GameDay for as long as he wishes to be. He has earned it, and it remains a joy to see him on the show.

RIP Jimmy Carter. You were a model for goodness in America.

The only thing weirder than rooting for a Boston team playing at Yankee Stadium, would be rooting for nebraska anywhere. Go BC!

I’m spending my Christmas morning at my ex’s house, and my anxiety is just spiraling.

A Christmas Carol is just not believable. At no point does Scrooge ask what happens to his profit margins if Tiny Tim takes the dirt nap.

Dear Rickey Henderson: There seems to be some confusion as to whether you’re alive or dead. On behalf of all of us, if you’re around, can you please let us know? A simple “Rickey’s still here” or “Rickey ain’t dead” will suffice. Thanks Rickey!

Seriously, what the fuck is the purpose of assigned seats at movie theaters?

“RABBIT SEASON!” “DUCK SEASON!” “RABBIT SEASON!” “DUCK SEASON!”

I can completely get behind the idea of CEOs of major corporations getting executed by masked assailants on the street.

My cat is clearly happy to see me back from Thanksgiving across the state.

Trump won, the Yankees lost, and my marriage went to shit. But the Hawks beat nebraska, so all in all, it’s not a bad year.

HAWWWWWWWWWWWKS! #hawkeyes #until #fucknebraska

LET’S FUCKING GO HAWKS!!! #iowa #hawkeyes #until