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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

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A fun prank you can play on millenials, teach them about the concept of "rose tinted glasses" and then gradually degrade every aspect of society they interact with.

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Logging Birth of a Nation on letterboxd but giving it 1.5 stars so everyone knows I don't agree with the film.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Telling my girlfriend im "twisted" before smoking my 7th bong of the hour

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I bet a bird picking parasites off my back would feel so good

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Buddy i think you needed more tummy time as a baby

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Google has gone too far.

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elon musk quote tweeting a picture of a swastika: this is interesting dr chomcley, washington post, phd: sir i must implore you to explain what you mean by this. did you know this is actually a symbol used by- i put my phone down i hear a pigeon outside and rain on the roof

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Nice forbidden secrets in ancient tomes. Too bad I easily comprehended them.

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Im pretty confident i could withstand at least 2 magic missiles hitting me

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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 154 days ago • 200 comments

Smoking a new strain of clown weed called "Pagliacci wept"

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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

submitted 161 days ago • 42 comments

After the Butlerian Jihad, what kind of Mentat would you be? I'd roll my eyes back and tell you any sandwich recipe or any elder scrolls lore

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I really hope the Ready or Not sequel is called Here I Come

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Requesting my last meal to be one of those DESSICANT: DO NOT EAT satchels

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Hearing the words "newfriends can't triforce" and activating like an MKULTRA subject

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Love to get back to Canberra in time for Summernats, Australia's most annoying festival!

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Woah, I can't believe its been 365 days since I last showered!

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Japan has so many of those weird urinals that blow piss back into your face. Glad to be leaving this piss soaked country.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Full pack of cigs and this izakaya is playing Interstellar, sitting down, listening and learning

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They call it the JR lines because the temperature is Just Right for me to fall asleep on the train.