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mwn3d.bsky.social
It has been ͟0͟ ͟ days since I last complained about time zones
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it

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I sneak into your house at night and wash all your cast iron with dish soap. It loves it. It says you’ve never had the courage to get it truly clean.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

jmarshfof is back!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When JD Vance joins Bluesky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Block JD Vance, the existence of trans children is not a debatable topic. Send him back the bridge he crawled out from under.

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Every NHL contract is either one year or eight years

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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

submitted 3 days ago • 88 comments

please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait

submitted 3 days ago • 197 comments

you see, the fascism is just a distraction from the fascism, I am very smart

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Please, everyone, stop with “X is to divert attention from Y.” A. It implies X is unimportant, or frivolous, or a niche concern B. Comes off like they want to change the subject away from X C. Suggests Repubs only care about X as a tool to achieve Y. Repubs banned X bc they wanted to ban X.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Schrödinger's Motorist: simultaneously loves driving but gets absolutely furious if they have to drive for an extra second

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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

submitted 4 days ago • 88 comments

"I can't use my pasta roller attachment anymore because I didn't pay for the premium KitchenAid subscription"

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

“oh They got this all screwed up”

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

There is always a tweet.

submitted 5 days ago • 71 comments

The lads when they're out at the pub and a hen do shows up:

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youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs?...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I think we all know what Carney wanted to say:

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Father's day specifically to vegetarian sober dads who don't golf or grill we see you

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caturday: ...hang in there, baby?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

submitted 7 days ago • 64 comments