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So I just heard Trump slapped 10% tariffs on Narnia, Cybertron, and Wakanda… 15% on Mordor for “unfair trade practices,” 25% on Atlantis for “suspicious underwater activity,” and a full embargo on Hogwarts because “magic is a national security threat.”

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

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My first bullet point for this week: didn’t add a newspaper editor into a chat group to discuss highly confidential military plans.

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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

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Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings. Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.

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It’s not often I’m a proud Utahn. But this makes me proud. In Ogden even!!! 🤯🤯🤯

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If my brother and sister have both had sex with the same women, does that make them tunnel buddies?

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My Canadian friends, is this true?

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Even the promo goodies are mind blowing and genius-crafted. #Severance #AppleTV

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I can’t wait to celebrate when……you know…..it happens.

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Fun fact: while Phony Stark and the DOGEbags are taking money from our veterans, the world’s poorest people and kids with cancer, Assistant President Poopy Pants has already spent nearly $11 million of our money… playing golf.

submitted 118 days ago • 476 comments

We’re all in this shit together, brothers and sisters.

submitted 119 days ago • 141 comments

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

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I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’ Get fucked.

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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump isn’t the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

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I kept my mouth shut for the last eight years regarding the presidency. Now, people who rarely speak to me in person are suddenly reaching out just to argue or ‘educate’ me—just because I finally have an opinion they don’t share. Thanks, but no thanks.

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Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

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I have crafted another urgent dispatch to the federal Office of Personnel Management ([email protected]). I address socialism in our food supply.

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Look at the bright side, only three years and 50 weeks left. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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apps.apple.com/us/app/5-cal... They work for US.

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Where my love for charcuterie boards began

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Eggs UP Taxes UP Gas UP RX drugs UP Dow Jones DOWN Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, ACA, VA all on the chopping block. Trump was never going to make anyone in America's life easier. In just 2 weeks he's made life harder for everyone except his billionaire friends.

submitted 137 days ago • 319 comments

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

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If coffee gets too expensive, I'll just switch to cocaine

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Hold the fuck on a second… Are you telling me that the same damn ammosexual assholes who were shooting up “woke” beer cans, burning Barbie dolls and boycotting Targets over rainbow fucking flags, are now referring to Donald Trump as their daddy?

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The older I get, the creepier it is to see an animal head mounted on a wall.

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