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mykeeks.bsky.social
Food trucker, vintage seller, dog owner (there are cats here too), book lover. Feminist.
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Coming soon to a Doc Jon's near you! Get your morning started off right! 😉

I’m glad someone finally had the balls to say it.

Some good news finally!

This is my favorite I’ve ever made.

I told my boyfriend that I was taking a break from social media for a few days because I couldn’t stop doom scrolling. Thank god he was right next to me with the audio version so I didn’t miss anything. 😑

I picked this up at the thrift store last week and I’m loving it! #Booksky

I can’t imagine a worse week to have taken a T-break.

One of my socks is quitter. So, obviously I’ll be leaving work early today.

Reason 142 I hate snow: My 4WD truck only gets one radio station & they played Easy Lover by Phil Collins on my way to & from work today.

My twatty neighbor had a propane delivery this morning and I did not give the delivery guy the wrong address. I consider this personal growth. And yet, I’ve been disappointed in myself all day.

I’ve spent most of the snow storm binging Moonshiners by day & Ted Lasso by night. Oi y’all, my internal monologue is fucking bonkers right now.

My boss just gave me weed lollipops. It’s not the worst place to work.

What’s my cat’s name?

Southern California in the late 70’s. I miss the palm trees so much. It breaks my heart to think they may gone the next time I go home (although I understand the reasoning).

An actual job posting near me.

My first ever social media profile pic. MySpace ‘03. Still rockin’ the black tank top. #MySpace

I’m in a book club. I missed one week and they picked The Stand- a 1200 page book 😐 I have like three jobs and life. Okay that’s a lie, but I do have three jobs.

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Ah, my boyfriend’s favorite time of year! When I give daily weather updates from cities we used in in warmer climates.

I’m so glad no one took me up on the offer to adopt her. ❤️ (Also she fully “Orphaned” me - she was three years old the day we met)

Wait? We’re going with skeets? As in Til all skeet skeet motherfucker? Goddamn.

Today I had to explain who Brooke Shields is to a 40 year old woman. 👵

Menopause is turning me into Ross!!

There is one piece of furniture the cat isn’t allowed on. Guess which one.

Post you from a different era*

All of my plans were canceled for the day before I got out bed!! I’m so excited I don’t know what to do with myself.

A 1984 play date.

Thinking about time my son made me this masterpiece of a burrito and my high ass ate it instead of putting it on eBay.

As long as we’re dropping shitty social media, I’m saying good riddance to Goodreads. What are some alternatives? I specifically want to track the books on my bookshelf so I stop buying duplicates. #books #booksky

Trying to figure out new a social media while experiencing the shock of commercials of on Netflix for the first time makes me like I just woke up from a coma after two years.

The corner man cooling off Logan Paul’s nuts in his million dollar shorts absolutely floored me 😂

You can’t beat a big ol’ Irish head.

Recently, I’ve started applying pain relief cream on my elbows to recover from sleeping. 46 is a fun age.

I’m really sad that we turned against Jack Black before we got a Meatloaf biopic.

Blue Sky is kinda like when they finally get to the Good Place and it’s little dull and no one really knows what to do with themselves.