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In between Palm Sunday and Easter, Jesus had a very hard week.

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Kings just take and exploit. The kings of Israel led the nation to ruin despite God's warnings. Prophets like Zechariah envisioned a new kind of king, humble yet triumphant. Jesus embodied this, entering Jerusalem on a donkey, a creative act of hope against empire and violence.

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Progressives need to run on a platform of pardoning Luigi, and also spending like $400 million of taxpayer dollars to arm him up with gadgets like the Batman upon release.

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So tired of living through the apocalypse, looking forward to the post-apocalypse

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I just set up a layaway plan for ink cartridges. How's this economy going for everyone else?

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"Hey, Maurice White—your new band sounds great! What's the band's name?" "Earth, Wind & Fire." Water: "Dude, wtf?"

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"Who might we open the doors to? Who’s not here, only because their experience of God’s people has been judgment and scorn? Who might join us if they knew we were willing to flip our expectations upside down to welcome and affirm them?"

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All this mockery of Elon Musk is distracting is from what's truly important: mocking Donald Trump.

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Lady Deadpool is a bad name. She should be named Debpool.

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The Bible speaks to communities, not just individuals. In 1 Samuel, Israel demanded a king, rejecting God’s leadership despite warnings. Jesus later redefined kingship, focusing on a kingdom of community and small acts with big impact. Our voices, united, can still shape a better world. 🌱👑 #Kingdom

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Bread used to be good for you

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The Nissan Rogue is the only automobile named after a D&D class. Others I think would work: Ford Fighter Chevy Druid Toyota Paladin Dodge Warlock Kia Sorcerer

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You sure about this, @marvelsnap.bsky.social ?

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every day in the U S A

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Group therapy at Arkham Asylum The one guy who's there for regular depression: "I don't know... I just can't find a reason to go on." KGBeast: "BO-RING."

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I know they shouldn't be watching this, but at least they're out of my hair for a minute.

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This whole "gold card" grift is like something an SNL writer settles on at 2:45 am after coming up with nothing else.

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We're teetering on the edge of a fascist government takeover and feel like I should speak out about it—but what is there to say? 🗣HEY THE FASCIST EVERYONE VOTED FOR IS DOING A FASCISM!

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Someone on TV claimed Jesus taught a “hierarchy of love”—family, then neighbors, then the world. But in Luke 10, Jesus flips the question: “Am I a neighbor?” Compassion isn’t about limits or proximity; it’s about showing mercy to anyone in need.

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There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

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Working on a sermon

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Tonight @ 7:00 EST, Dan and I talk about our greatest accomplishments. Will those accomplishments involve eating the "whole thing"? Tune in and see! twitch.tv/spiritlab

In between Palm Sunday and Easter, Jesus had a very hard week.

Kings just take and exploit. The kings of Israel led the nation to ruin despite God's warnings. Prophets like Zechariah envisioned a new kind of king, humble yet triumphant. Jesus embodied this, entering Jerusalem on a donkey, a creative act of hope against empire and violence.

Progressives need to run on a platform of pardoning Luigi, and also spending like $400 million of taxpayer dollars to arm him up with gadgets like the Batman upon release.

So tired of living through the apocalypse, looking forward to the post-apocalypse

I just set up a layaway plan for ink cartridges. How's this economy going for everyone else?

"Hey, Maurice White—your new band sounds great! What's the band's name?" "Earth, Wind & Fire." Water: "Dude, wtf?"

"Who might we open the doors to? Who’s not here, only because their experience of God’s people has been judgment and scorn? Who might join us if they knew we were willing to flip our expectations upside down to welcome and affirm them?"

All this mockery of Elon Musk is distracting is from what's truly important: mocking Donald Trump.

Lady Deadpool is a bad name. She should be named Debpool.

Bread used to be good for you

The Nissan Rogue is the only automobile named after a D&D class. Others I think would work: Ford Fighter Chevy Druid Toyota Paladin Dodge Warlock Kia Sorcerer

You sure about this, @marvelsnap.bsky.social ?

every day in the U S A

Group therapy at Arkham Asylum The one guy who's there for regular depression: "I don't know... I just can't find a reason to go on." KGBeast: "BO-RING."

I know they shouldn't be watching this, but at least they're out of my hair for a minute.

This whole "gold card" grift is like something an SNL writer settles on at 2:45 am after coming up with nothing else.

We're teetering on the edge of a fascist government takeover and feel like I should speak out about it—but what is there to say? 🗣HEY THE FASCIST EVERYONE VOTED FOR IS DOING A FASCISM!

Someone on TV claimed Jesus taught a “hierarchy of love”—family, then neighbors, then the world. But in Luke 10, Jesus flips the question: “Am I a neighbor?” Compassion isn’t about limits or proximity; it’s about showing mercy to anyone in need.

There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

Working on a sermon

Tonight @ 7:00 EST, Dan and I talk about our greatest accomplishments. Will those accomplishments involve eating the "whole thing"? Tune in and see! twitch.tv/spiritlab

This but replace "at SNL" with "in ministry"

This is kind of how I feel today

This is long but I enjoyed it! Maybe you will too youtu.be/TgKsG6NZSIo?...

Big time Tim Robinson energy

CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD SPOILERS!!! ..... It's just like, FINE.

Little act of resistance: pronounce "DOGE" as "dodgy."