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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

submitted 62 days ago • 615 comments

The only correct way to eat pizza is with a spoon

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

No one thinks I'm funnier than I do

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Only poseurs spell it "poser"

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

As a software engineer, I can say with confidence that everything I have ever seen Elon Musk do or say related to software development is tied for the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do or say related to software development.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

submitted 117 days ago • 3270 comments

I'll allow it youtu.be/oVWPXOOdz0s?...

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Fact: bananas significantly outnumber people, thus enabling the predator/prey relationship we see today #bananafacts

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Fact: unlike yellow snow, yellow bananas are perfectly safe to eat. #bananafacts

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Don't even dream about crossing the creamed corn gang.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

submitted 192 days ago • 186 comments

This is pretty incredible. If you want Twitter out of your skyline entirely, this’ll do it.

submitted 205 days ago • 3 comments

saying "semantic satiation" to myself over and over till it loses all meaning

submitted 205 days ago • 3 comments

"The incidence of teaspoon loss over the period of observation was 360.62 per 100 teaspoon years. At this rate, an estimated 250 teaspoons would need to be purchased annually to maintain a practical institute-wide population of 70 teaspoons." (quoted by @tspiresjones.bsky.social in a reply)

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Working on a prototype AI-powered smart Dixie cup dispenser. AI will use facial recognition to track your bathroom habits to determine when to dispense a cup for you. Look for the iCup to launch in 2025.

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

I was fucking joking!

submitted 213 days ago • 9 comments

I prefer to refer to my jokes as "surrealist" instead of "not funny"

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Banana: 🍌

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Fact: if you laid 1,000,000 bananas end-to-end (tip-to-tail), you would have done something no one has ever done before #bananafacts

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments