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nahyoudoit.bsky.social

empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is a jerk new: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaamud5ttv42u bangerz: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4plzvqybm7wx3ruj/feed/aaahlwql5hajy

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who up recalculating the minimum amount of sleep they need to survive tomorrow

submitted 216 days ago • 8 comments

4 that wanna own me, 2 that wanna stone me, 1 says she’ll continue to talk to me as long as we limit it to yahoo messenger

submitted 200 days ago • 1 comment

I’m kind of in a book club. My coworker read a book, tells me about it and I say Hmm, that sounds interesting.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Hey sorry to bother you but what the fuck?

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

anxiety depression and panic all walk into a bar and im the punchline

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

tongue-kiss me in the back of spencer’s by the posters like it’s 1992

submitted 123 days ago • 11 comments

feelin like god's most perfect creature when going up the stairs on all fours

submitted 495 days ago • 4 comments

Booing the Costco lady giving out shitty samples

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

flirts with you the entire WW3

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Wearing a referee’s zebra stripe shirt to the orgy and commenting, “I’ll allow it,” repeatedly.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Please Hamburglar Don't Hurt 'Em

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

it used to be speak softly and carry a big stick now it's tweet loudly and carry a limp dick

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

anything can be a boomerang when thrown straight up in the air

submitted 11 hours ago • 15 comments

AIR SUPPLY: 🎶and I don’t know how you do it makin’ love out of nothing at all🎶 MACGYVER: nice

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

A hookup, but we just watch old episodes of Tom & Jerry

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

A hookup, but we listen to the entire album and not just the radio singles

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

I recently successfully broke away from social media for a while but I didn't have anyone to brag about it to.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

The smell coming from my armpits is impressive, I mean, repulsive

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

we can each have a teaspoon of hope, as a treat

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Let’s be real—if I break, I’m taking at least one of you down with me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A hookup, but we swap pictures from when we were kids

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

I’m too depressed to even do hip thrusts. *puts on jorts Okay, now I’ll do some hip thrusts.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

*me, having something seriously wrong with my knee/hip Co-worker: So, you gonna schedule a surgery. Me: Fuck no, I’m not planning on staying alive long enough for that.

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

C'mere. I got you. 🫂

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m gen x but got mistaken for a boomer. Which is fine, I’ll listen to some grunge and die inside a little more.

submitted 9 hours ago • 14 comments

Wanted: someone to watch porn with me. baking shows

submitted 7 hours ago • 17 comments

Girl, They Know: A memoir