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nateparker.bsky.social
Just a guy standing in front of a social media platform, asking it to not turn into a dumpster fire. Also a writer for Pajiba. All photos are my own work.
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What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Fortunately, there's already a million of them. * *Not a dig on lefties, just podcasters.

New Mini ink paintings I'll have several of these & some new prints available at Virtu Art Festival this weekend (May 24-25) in Westerly, RI. My online shop will be updated soon. #art #birdart #penandink #inkdrawing #inkpainting #inkart #birb #bird #inkpainting #crow #corvid #print #seagull

in general, i feel like democrats are always gearing up to win the previous presidential cycle

I set up a wildlife camera to keep an eye on my hummingbird feeder, and it’s such a great time-sink.

This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?

Do better, America. Surely we can get that number up to 500%

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

People are given gifts because: A. Someone likes them. B. Someone wants something from them. Imagine believing someone LIKES Trump enough to want to give him anything, let alone a $400 million plane.

I've encountered a few people arguing that tariffs are good, actually, because they will force us to consume less and while I think our consumer culture is problematic in many ways, I don't think things such as 'food' and 'medical supplies' fall under the category of unnecessary purchases.

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

Gooooooooood

FMK: JD Vance edition.

Pretty sure SINNERS is the first time I ever cried during a vampire movie. Gorgeous, layered, and so well written & performed. GO SEE IT.

Hop (2011)

“I can…assure you that were this a Republican president…targeting Democrats, I at least would speak out just as vigorously against it because if we are going to respect rule of law, the apparatus of the federal government cannot and should not be used as a partisan tool to bludgeon your enemies."

are you a natalist or did you just get pregnant young and spend a decade doubling down

Elon is the worst.

*cough laughs*

“There was no harm, no threat to safety, no malicious intent, just a teacher trying to connect with a student,” Staniec said at the board meeting.

You can tell who the Good Guys are because they're the ones smashing a car window to drag a mother away from her child while wearing ski masks.

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.

Wondering how old I (46) have to be until I start calling every man under the age 30 "young feller" like my Gramp always did to avoid learning their names.

I don’t know if black bear ASMR was a thing before, but it sure if now. Listening to my bruin visitor crunch peanuts one at a time like they’re potato chips is remarkably soothing.

I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values

I find spite helpful when getting through turbulent economic times. For example, everything my family needs is about to get much more expensive, but at least the Trump voters and non-voters get to suffer along with the rest of us, AND they get to know it's their fault.

I can’t compete with this

When the aliens come for us, I don’t think I’ll even try to argue.

I’m 10 years younger than Cory Booker, in decent shape, and love to hear myself talk. But I couldn’t have done what he did. Not even close. Truly impressive, and a goddamn shame it won’t resonate with more people.

Sen. Bill Cassidy: "Is there some way that we cut Medicare so that it's-- excuse me, reform Medicare."

"And to the Left" Ink and water on paper #art #birdart #penandink #inkdrawing #inkpainting #inkart #birb #bird #inkpainting #sparrow

"Thinking about the important tings in life, like waffles" "And to the Left" Ink and water on paper #art #birdart #penandink #inkdrawing #inkpainting #inkart #birb #bird #inkpainting #corvid #crow

"Time Awaits" Ink and water on paper #art #birdart #penandink #inkdrawing #inkpainting #inkart #birb #bird #inkpainting #vulture

Amber Ruffin's invitation to perform at the White House Correspondents Dinner was suddenly rescinded yesterday, so I wrote about this cowardly decision for @pajiba.bsky.social.

Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately

I just spit out my drink. Jesse Waters: “You were never on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?” RFK, Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.”

Current and former U.S. military pilots expressed bewilderment after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth refused to acknowledge that he should not have disclosed sensitive information in an unsecured group chat. “If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’re going to kill somebody,” one pilot said.