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“The left needs its own Joe Rogan” His name is Elmo and he lives on Sesame Street. Give him a podcast.

“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron

Albums that hurt so good

Great example in Andor of how power can manipulate a righteous cause to their own end. Who benefited the most from the left's refusal to coalition with Democrats? It certainly hasn't helped Palestinians or PoC or LGBTQ people. It has, however, been extremely beneficial to Republicans.

For Tom Cruise, I think the Mission: Impossible franchise basically has the same moral as The Rehearsal S2. If they let you fly a plane at the end, it means you are good and normal.

Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next

This is the exact insurance plan I have, great

I can be easily immobilized if someone starts playing Audioslave Cochise.

They are not a private equity firm, so maybe that's why no second date lol

When he hits you with the "can we call it a throuple" stare

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

Seeing people with Jamba Juice again, huge recession indicator

Motherhood (1997)

Nothing but the best

You would know if a Chinese person owned because they wouldn't give a fuck about telling you lol

Pokemon Go was nine years ago

I'm not trying to say this guy was a good person or justify anything he did, but if posting awful opinions was a justification for being murdered, then we'd all deserve to die or already be dead

It's honestly kind of fucked up that people just move on through subtle and gradual behavioral changes instead of explaining the specific issues they have with your personality, including dated examples of offending incidents & bullet points that provide intructions on how to improve

The realization that no matter how specifically and clearly you explain something to people, most of them prefer a fake dumb story version of it where they get to solve a puzzle, so you have to propagandize them but in a good way to defeat the Holiday Inn version of Hitler

Thanks, I'll stick with the bad in that case

Do you think they effectively communicate interpersonal disagreements during stressful situations

Make people love Star Wars again by setting them one thousand two thousand, hell five thousand years in the future. That way Rebels, Luke, and Jedi are ancient history, barely need to be mentioned. But there is still fascism and a hopeful kid who feels in his bones he has to stop it. All you need

Senators coming for my job now.

When the pictures move. That's also why that scary slideshow movie meant nothing to me

at this point facebook is just craigslist that also reminds you of your high school bully’s birthday

Well, we're never away now, so :c

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

He really is the the Joan Rivers of Hitlers

Every day I'm amazed that Democrats aren't even saying the most basic insults on TV, like calling him Vice President Trump and telling people he shits his pants. We are at the stage where there should be general strikes and Liberal Jan 6's every month, and no one is doing that because the leadership

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

Stop calling A.I. slop “art” and real human-created works “content”

You will never be Grok

Share your Covid / lockdown mainstays

He's right. Anyone who personally took down drug lord Pablo Escobar deserves to be in the HoF, and it's absurd to say otherwise

AMERICA: porn will be designated as a federal crime ALSO AMERICA: who says underage girls aren’t ready to be mothers

The goal isn't to clean up Gotham, it's to supplement the lack of childhood love by punching the mentally ill in the face

Putting forth Sin-Takks Boolean as a character name

Our babies are learning to shoplift much more efficiently than other countries

Nasa! You fucking did it!!

You can't contain the truth fool! Information wants to be free!

Justin Verlander is so old, he's been pitching since before Revenge of the Sith came out. This man has been pitching for two different theatrical releases of Revenge of the Sith.

Congratulations to President Tuxedo Mask on winning the trade war!