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Im Detroit, Black, and I swear. But I am....somebody. Header by @nikiluv
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Damn...and it looks like 50 baby mom on the stand snitching WHAT A DAYYYY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Having a grilled chicken option is rendering Chick-fil-A unf*ckwitable

Again...Dearborn, Melvindale, and Hamtramck . Fink-finks running a muck

Now when Offset show up w/some clippers.. I know I'm late...and he'd be as wrong as her. 2 wrongs can indeed make it right 😏

Exactly 🀭.....πŸ˜‚

So they're obsessed w/a f*cking clone? πŸ˜’ #getoffhisdick

Tip of the day: Legal notes.. When a mf is terrorizing, assaulting, and just plain awful to you.. Don't go taking and posting pics laughing and grinning w/the mf...AFTER (A legal team could embarrass you..smh)

A turn coat? πŸ€” We already knew they were racist, we know how to move around them. But the dept is deep with mussi's so... πŸ€”

πŸ˜‚..jeezus

πŸ˜‚...man, who had the camera?

Attached to an article we're unable t read...I knew it was a distraction. Trying to make us look (MaGa) stupid

And got the nerve to be investigating that cocaine someone dropped in the WH a couple yrs ago.. Pat Don jr down πŸ˜’

And Larry Hoover πŸ™„ what a distraction..

BREAKING: Highly Contagious COVID Variant NB.1.8.1 Detected in California Amid Ongoing Vaccine Crackdown.

This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY. And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon. And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...

I guess Michigan cuz..duhh I only need mustard tbh But..we shouldn't eat those sodium tubes fr lol

Why won't somebody tell Jerrod Carmichael no one cares about his fagoozi asz sex life? That's what i get for tapping on this sh!t.. I was trying to see what else this mf do πŸ˜’

No..NY..smh Not with all that smoke the whole game

I turn back..and it's OT 😯

Are you watching my tl for more bollocks, you pressed b!tch? (Apologies for this post to any normal person seeing this) I don't even know what bollocks mean, but I know a pressed mf keeps @'n me

Now it's tore up and in trouble 🀭

800 of 1000 signatures for Tory petition before the press conference is even over

Scared of being set-up asking a stranger this bullsh!t? πŸ˜’ I guess not lol

πŸ˜‚ Because that fat b!tch always mean AmΓ©rica last

What's your least favorite movie genre and what's your favorite movie from it?

Oh they definitely sending us some of that

I was for sure them homo-erotic rumors were just some bull...smh But how gay is that?

Omg...Diddy had Cassie rub the escorts nut on his nipples 🫒