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I promise I'll tell y'all if I hit the jackpot or or happen to get born into emerald mines cash. Until then, please use your time and DMs accordingly.
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Taking on volunteers for a trip that is at least starting in the general direction of Mars soon-ish.

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"This bank is about to have liquidity problems. But there's an easy fix: instead of robbing the bank, you could - y'know, *not* rob it?" "No, seriously, start filling the bags or I will shoot you."

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"Guys, it turns out that Putin for some inexplicable reason doesn't roll over into yes-man mode whenever I so much as breathe towards him. I can't explain why, at least the Fox hosts I surround myself with at all times always do that. All the dictators I gave everything they wanted also did."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment