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neonsewer.bsky.social
He/him East Midlander. Likes crisps.
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Piss break.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I used to like the idea of a cash grab, but then William Archibald Spooner ruined it for me.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Betting on both teams to score in a Leicester City match is my new humiliation kink.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

One and a half tracks into the new Deafheaven album and the Amazon Music app crashes, not sure if it's being a wuss or a gatekeeper.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

won’t somebody think of the childrennnn

submitted 56 days ago • 44 comments

Nigel Farage and an 'Extraordinary Lack of Curiosity' from UK Government and Intelligence Services Over Possible Russian Interference in Brexit  – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2024/06/11/n...

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Is Stoner Rock the only acceptable form of Libertarianism?

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Unsurprisingly, it sounds like the lowest common denominator of every other four-to-the-floor dance music you've heard in the past decade. The fact that it warrants a press release from a university is hilarious. Honestly, guys, if you don't actually want to MAKE music, just don't bother, it's fine

submitted 90 days ago • 32 comments

feel like the time is right for an Osama bin Laden biopic done in the style of Walk The Line.

submitted 90 days ago • 81 comments

Happy Reduced Price Chocolate Day!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Gen X Brit Tries Millennial Breakfast.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

5 Live presenter: We've talked about the weapons that Ireland have on their side... Rude.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Animatrozzy

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Yer da still wonders what became of the Gold Blend couple.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

right winger identifying fascism

submitted 117 days ago • 41 comments

I'd like to hear a Death Metal band write a song called Inundated With Small Change. Nobody really seems to address life's true horrors.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Stay in your lane, Bentos.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

‘Christmas Wrapping’ by The Waitresses feels quite bleak when you realise she’s spent 12 calendar months chasing this bloke for a date and now they're forced to spend the day together just because they needed some cranberry fucking sauce

submitted 163 days ago • 5 comments

CHART MUSIC #75 PART 1: We're back, and ready to tuck into an insane episode of The Pops. But first, a huge catch-up...

submitted 161 days ago • 3 comments

Hello, I am new to Bluesky and will mostly be posting my very amateur drawings, like this one of a toad.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Midweek gigs have NO business starting at 6.15 FFS. Ah well, the eight notes of Pallbearer that I caught were good.

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

The fact that we're boiling the oceans faster than ever expressly for the purpose of making this is probably the most fitting end to humanity.

submitted 182 days ago • 8 comments

Our cattle mutilation cold open is up on the YouTube! If you have friends who'd be into this sort of trash, please share! Help us to beat the goddamn algo! youtu.be/bnIbaVpDilc

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Idea for Slam Death Metal song: Dunked Into Peanut Dust

submitted 224 days ago • 1 comment

Only Fools And Horses dining experience? FUCK THAT SHIT - Only Fools And Horses Shining experience! All work and no play makes Jack a Del Boy.

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

Is there any greater reward for human endeavour than a really garlicky poo the next morning?

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

Jack of All Graves- the official podcast of making you laugh out loud in the launderette

submitted 496 days ago • 1 comment