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Reno's greatest wonder, the load-bearing Walgreens:

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"You miss 100% of the poops you don't take. " -- @taralncognita.bsky.social -- Wayne Gretzky

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Furiosa wasn't the greatest movie of all time, but it was nice to have some on-screen representation.

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The existence of zydeco implies the prior existence of zydnouveau.

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Carjacked on my way to the store today. I made a joke about "The Ransom of Red Chief". His mom was also a middle school English teacher, but they haven't spoken in a while. He calls at my urging, then I drop him at the Greyhound station. Godspeed, Frank. Tell her I said hello.

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I wish I wasn't always having to explain that I have a very accessible sense of humor

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Not to brag, but I saw Pope Leo and the Pharmacists back in 2003, when they were just starting out.

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Who's this [redacted] character? <sotto voce> ...is it me?

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If there was a hen that wouldn't get off of her eggs, and she was over 7 feet tall and also played center for the Timberwolves, she would be named Broody Gobert.

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If you wondered if the late 90's were back, I saw a young man on the train wearing JNCOs.

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Shai-hulud is charismatic megafauna

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Carcinization implies that artificial crab meat has evolved several times from different sources.

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RI/MA transit conspiracy theory: the MBTA route to Wickford doesn't run past Providence on the weekends because it would make it too easy to get to/from TF Green. Because the Silver Line is cursed, it would probably make it easier than Logan for a significant part of MA. (1/ )

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There are two kinds of people. Those who think they can avoid getting got by Isaac Chotiner, and those who think themselves capable of Chotiner-ing the first kind. There is a third kind; he is the Buddha.

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Insult prophet Jesus Dice Clay

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"Ain't no rules that say the dog can't be the Bishop of Rome."

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"Because of his tendency to leak classified information, we are looking to replace the SecDef," he leaked. I think maybe the problem might be deeper than just the one guy, y'know?

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Honoring Wisconsin's plumbing heritage, the Sky Carp are temporarily rebranding as the Beloit Crappers. As a food promotion, you'll be able to get fries in the tank of a souvenir toilet, choice of dips in the bowl! Get your Upper Deck at the ballpark today! #milb

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