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nerdbaejay.bsky.social
an annoying nerd who loves raccoons 💋🦝
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Screaming “free him”, then immediately it's free you, is very embarrassing. Niggas are jokes

At the 5th annual @codecrew.bsky.social ExCITE Awards celebrating 10 years of Code Crew and the achievements and of those who've shown excellence in Computation, Information, Technology, & Engineering! I'm honored to attend as tonight's keynote speaker and support my Code Crew fam 🖤

Hey everyone, It’s been a little quiet here — I’ve been focused on building a big update for Flashes, and it’s finally ready. You can now post up to 12 photos in one post, write longer descriptions with up to 900 characters, and enjoy a completely redesigned profile view that’s easier to navigate.

Did I miss the DC meet and greet tickets for @durandbernarr.bsky.social ☹️

Sinners and the Chucky tv show are my type of horror shit. More of that.

I really wanna be Baby Billy for Halloween

Pokémon Scarlet has my whole heart!!

FLASH GIVEAWAY!!! To celebrate the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order starting tonight, we're giving away a $50 Amazon gift card! How to Enter: 1) Like and Repost this post 2) Comment with your favorite video game 3) Must be following @fatkiddeals.com to win *Ends 4/25 @ 8am PT

No body Knows me Quite like

The chickens

Told Jason my face hurts and I need tea. He told me that’s allergies. IKYFL!!!

Baby daddy wearing the Easter bunny suit for the parade might’ve turned me into a furry

I’m 80% sure I can do the fan/boots and flex line dances cause of how many times I heard and watched.

WW walking around with a bonnet and I’m not hearing any respectability about it

Healthcare system provides care for insured and uninsured. If I heard right the max for help is $25.

Biker shuffle!??! Just doing any fuckin thing!!!

There’s a line dance to a Khia song that these SC WW are killin 😂🔥

Watching my right hand interact with his nephew 🥹

“White man scaring my baby” - me on FT while my dad holds his screaming grandchild 😂😂😂😂😂

You don’t like men? Me neither what a cowinky dink.

Choppa choppa break it down down down

Would you think a nigga rude if I said I wanna fuck right now?

Brown town!!!

it is q2 of 2025. give it up, deelishis

you better praise God or ima shoot & that’s on God

HELLO 😂

This the nigga I go with legally.

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Gremlin gets so flustered and smiley when I say “I love you” to him 🥹

Bali Fiji Italy

Sharpton ain't my daddy and maybe I'll believe Target after they get a new CEO that fixes their policies.

Some Senior VP at Target: Sir we thought The Blacks (TM) would let this go and come back but they haven't come back. They haven't come back sir! CFO: The line must go up, but it keeps going down! CEO, wearily removing glasses: It's time SVP: Sir, you don't mean-- CEO: Get me Al Sharpton

Looking for my phone while it’s in my hand

turn that cherry out

First we can’t buy houses bc we buy coffee Then if we are struggling to pay for groceries we should skip breakfast Then as struggles persist, just eat cereal for dinner Then just eat rice and beans Now “cooking your own food is killing the economy”