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A good wig, some lashes, concealer and a degree go a long way over here 💎
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Under every damn viral tweet.

Just finished Parable of the Talents. The ending just upset me. Bc wtf. I have so many unanswered questions. Like Octavia, was someone rushing you?? #ParableOfTheTalents #BookSky #BlackBookSky

Ok, Chapter 20 involved a lot of me yelling back at Laurel to watch her back with her lying uncle Marc. Ugh. I want to like and believe Marc has good intention but smh… nothing feels right about this. #ParableoftheTalents #BlackBookSky

I’m in the middle of chapter 11 of Parable of the Talents and they just put the neck collar on Lauren. WTH. I had to just close the book for a moment. #ParableoftheTalents #BlackBookSky

The Pitt is basically about the worst possible day at work.

driving in Houston on 610 and 45 @ 8am is gonna be my 13th reason.

-Sliced French bread lightly buttered and air fried -Better good Chicken maple sausage patty -Medium fried egg -Sliced avocado -Mikes hot honey drizzle Hold my beer, brb.

MOOK is the distraction and the setup. I’m convinced.

Quick question: Has he deported any Germans?

Watching White Lotus Season 1 and the final episode when Armand shits in Shane’s luggage will always be hilariously dark.

Wait so we’re not getting a trailer for episode 14???? They way my anxiety is railing rn

In @ the ER with my mom and to keep my mind from hitting the wall repeatedly, I imagine this is an episode of The Pitt.

I slammed on my brakes today so my seatbelt could choke me 😭😭

I’m not superstitious, I’m little stitious. 🤨

My back…I sneezed and I felt a sharp pain between my shoulder blades 🤦🏿‍♀️

Dogs would have the funniest with memes and voice messages. Cats would have the sassiest gc.

And quit moving to Humble!!!!

Oh, I’m so over it. Let me know when he’s fucking dead. I don’t wanna hear anything else.

I’m a silent treatment OG. I will protect my energy real fast and save my breath. Real fast.

Who in Houston selling their Bun B Rodeo tickets for Friday? Hook a sister up 👀 #houstonrodeo

Listening to @pour_minds and as @slimthug is going on and on about foot rubs and King Jaffe the Betterhelp ad chimes in right on time 🤭

🌚 lighting up a blunt as I’m leaving the work parking lot is the highlight of my day🙂‍↕️

QTNA: How does one shred mild cheddar cheese without eating 6-7 pinches of it??

QTNA: Why do those Ford F150s be sounding like an old rickety house sometimes?

It’s 37degrees in Houston. Pho or ramen 🍜?? You’re right, I’m doing both. And add sushi.

I miss Anna’s Linens. That’s all. I’m looking for sheets and felt that I needed to say that.

Please remember to cook your bacon flat. Sometimes it comes out looking like scrambled pieces of straw paper when I come over for breakfast and it needs to be addressed.

You can either get your taxes done correctly or you can go to H&R Block. 🤷🏾‍♀️

If in the middle of the story they say, “Mind you….”, it’s about to be a plot twist coming.