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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

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the interview I would *really* love to read is one with the rizzler's parents. I want to meet the people who pulled their large child out of school and handed him over to a failed pro-wrestler/subprime mortgage broker they met online so he can travel the country in a dog crate and dance for coins

submitted 152 days ago • 17 comments

Men at Work: Do you speak my language? Me: 😀 🫴 🥪

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on some real shit I wish you a very merry christmas. like deadass I hope that shit jolly as fuck

submitted 154 days ago • 22 comments

WE GOT A BOOMERANG INCIDENT AT THE CHILD MOLESTING FACTORY

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Problematic director list: – Spielberg (abused dinosaurs) – Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar) – Villeneuve (French Canadian)

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Baltimore remaining undefeated in the std billboard game

submitted 156 days ago • 5 comments

The 6-player X-Men arcade cabinet. Informally known as THE UNIT.

submitted 156 days ago • 101 comments

spoken word poetry should be called stand-up tragedy

submitted 156 days ago • 16 comments

Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.

submitted 157 days ago • 29 comments

invented a secret stealth drone that doesn't make any noise and i put bright red and green blinking lights on it too i hope my boss at the foreign spy agency likes my design for operation fly-above-america-especially-near-airports

submitted 157 days ago • 11 comments

if i thought this site was going to moderate properly i'd subscribe to it happily & talk about the benefits of doing so to my million+ followers across youtube, twitter & twitch. as things are i'll be saying it isn't worth it. hearing similar things from my pals with big online followings

submitted 157 days ago • 57 comments

If there was an X-men and Dragon Ball mash up. Who would be Goku? Note, must have main character energy, can't just be a Strong Guy (pun intended).

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Painting your nails is hard

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my car has a feature that lets me know how far away that shapeshifting cop from DS9 is but no matter where i go he keeps getting further away :’(

submitted 157 days ago • 5 comments

"Vic and Nog go to Sears," oil on panel, 8" x 8" brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...

submitted 157 days ago • 16 comments

He was

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As someone who has spent the past 20 years loudly being sick to death of Wolverine… Wolverine is so fucking cool, dude, like what the hell.

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For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.

submitted 157 days ago • 157 comments

Christmas Eve at the North Pole Library.

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I am BEGGING you to read The Metalhead Next Door especially if you enjoy one (or all) of the following: ✅ Golden retriever x black cat ✅ Metal music ✅ Komi Can’t Communicate ✅ Cooking gays ✅ Christmas movies ✅ Supportive friends ✅ Supportive kids ✅ Wholesome vibes ✅ But they were neighbors…

submitted 158 days ago • 9 comments

Mmhmm

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cat owners are either like "aww isn't he silly" or "this malevolent beast of unspeakable hatred"

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Lmfao no they fucking won’t.

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Deep Time Horror is underrepresented and (for me at least) EXTREMELY effective. If you haven’t read this, do, it’s short.

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This is the definition of elitism. You the public don’t decide what the public interest is, we do

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Here’s the thing about Mobile Suit Gundam, the original 0079 series: you think it’s going to be good with asterisks attached, right? Like oh, it’s good for its time. It’s good for what it is. Whatever. But no!! It’s just good! It’s just really really good even now!! It’s such a good show!!

submitted 157 days ago • 61 comments

The left had never been tolerant. The left doesn't tolerate shit people. The right tolerates shit people. The left doesn't tolerate diversity, it accepts it as normal. The right tolerates hate of diversity. The left has never been tolerant.

submitted 157 days ago • 18 comments

Homeschoolers should have to pay double property taxes to offset the cost of regular kids having to explain everything to them later

submitted 157 days ago • 48 comments

In the United States where I live people say it colloquially to mean a certain type of tea I cannot help this is how language and socialization works unfortunately my brain goes along with it

submitted 157 days ago • 34 comments

Since y'all liked the last one so much, have a Wolfwood

submitted 158 days ago • 3 comments