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“As every game developer understands, the three basic food groups are Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos.” — Satoru Iwata

Àaaaaaaaaaaaand Fight

Another classic from the Queen of gaffes…

Gotta correct the media again on something. The administration is not sending migrants to a mega prison in El Salvador. They’re sending human beings to a concentration camp.

Join the Army! If you survive the initial war, you're automatically signed up to a lifetime of chronic joint and back pain, crippling anxiety and PTSD, And DON'T You forget the vivid psychotic Flashbacks you'll get for the rest of your life. Yeah!! Join the fucking army.

Badly misheard conversation this morning. Wife (mumbling from garden): Please keep the coffee grounds for my Chlamydia bush. Me: silent Me(after a few seconds): SCUSE ME? Wife (mumbling louder from garden) PLEASE KEEP THE COFFEE GROUNDS FOR MY CAMELIA BUSH

Next they come for you www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Has anyone ever thought about the carbon footprint created by the media coverage, online activity and public awareness created by people like Extinction Rebellion? Random thoughts at 5am. I think it's something to look into. I think it costs a fortune 😭 @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

4am alarm. Radio on. Triggered. Like a bullet to the brain. Radio off. Too late. Russia. War.. Haven't we learnt anything at all? Palestine. Israel. Syria. Iraq. Afghanistan. SWA. South Africa. It's always fucking war. Neverending war. We Are Right. You're wrong, you always have been. Nobody wins.

ᒪᑌᐯ ᗰᗴ ᔕᑌᗰ ᑌᔕ!! Ghana 🇬🇭 Power

"Ssshhhhhhh America!!" Your kids are playing on your phones again, please keep them secure.

If you're from the UK, I hope you're watching the USA closely. Look at it very closely. This is what happens when you give up in politics. Apathy results in this shite we're seeing now. Do not give up our UK to low life's like the fools in the US of A(rseholes)

Ah. Seriously I'm done. Another sleepless night. More flashbacks. More terror. I'm done. 🖖🏻

Son: mom, when was I diagnosed with ADHD? Mom': when you were 7 Son: what did you do? Mom: we kept you off e numbers and white bread. Son: I'm 53 and have untreated ADHD and my life is a binfire. . . . Mom: we did our best

Trauma counselling session at 9. Anxiety all night kept me awake. Avowed kept me going. What a good game. #avowed

So...... Is America cancelled now? The first season was dodgy, and season Two is real bad.

Can someone please wake me up when this nightmare is over. Thanks.

I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.

Holy Moly. 53 years old. Played most games that have been made. Avowed is a mix of everything good. No load screens, seamless action, movement, quests, side quests, things that aren't quests but might be 🫣🤣🤣 Amazing. A light in the current gloom #Avowed

THIS.

Netflix. Zero Day is unbelievable.

Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...

AMERICA. Land of the Free. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Boycott American products. Boycott anyone that advertises on GB News. Simple direct action that hits them where it hurts. Financially. Express your disgust with your wallet.

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There is nothing better than fresh baked bread.

Dear America. Good luck 👍🏼🤞🏼 You voted for this. You made this decision. Dear God.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.