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newjerseydropout.bsky.social
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I am looking for a job right now. they should put me in charge of this.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

it is too bad Morrissey sucks, because "I had a really good time hanging out what if we got hit by a truck right now?" is such a relatable thought.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

would it be like a funny joke if someone put one of those "this machine kills fascists" stickers they make for ukuleles on a gun?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I will save the world, by arguing on the internet.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

lesbian bisexual transgender gay depeche mode

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

just passed a bunch of people going to a creed concert. I hope they have fun at the creed concert, if such a thing is possible.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I can't read this article, but I think I get the idea.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

you know what? yeah, every candidate DOES have to be pure enough for me. and you know why? because not even those imperfect candidates who have been willing to negotiate away their values have won any elections. human rights are non negotiatable and Dems do deserve to lose if they can't defend them!

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

thank god they're going to save the country from elderly people being fed. definitely one of my top concerns as A Voter is that the elderly are getting too much food (enough to barely get by).

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I was told to take a break from trying to put together a printing press, because it seemed like it was stressing me out. so to calm down, I will do some scrolling. as long as nothing horrific happens in the world, I am sure this will help.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

some starfish can eject their intestines out of their bodies through their mouth to eat their food. but if I did that, I would be kicked out of this applebees.

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submitted 248 days ago • 12 comments

this neopet is so fucking gay

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

okay, but it was impossible for the dems to codify Roe v Wade?

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

surely any moment now I think of something funny to say. something uplifting, inspirational. I can think of no reason why I shouldn't be able to do this at this moment in time.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

so what are we doing here, what's the vibe?

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment