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Fetterman bumbles his way into a swinger's party but he sees the bowl of keys on the counter and just starts eating them

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it is, again, intensely funny that the entire country threw a massive "fuck that guy's birthday party" party in response to trump's birthday party

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

gork is this real

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

submitted 8 days ago • 504 comments

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel

submitted 9 days ago • 87 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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No puedo dejar de verlo 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 21 days ago • 83 comments

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

submitted 23 days ago • 37 comments

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

submitted 24 days ago • 127 comments

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 26 days ago • 151 comments

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Was on those Obamas

submitted 28 days ago • 24 comments

Happy Wednesday

submitted 29 days ago • 133 comments

Columbia University Acting President Claire Shipman welcomed to Columbia College's graduation ceremony with sustained jeers and boos. Minutes later, students break out in loud chants of "Free Mahmoud":

submitted 29 days ago • 112 comments

kids today only have one thing on their mind

submitted 33 days ago • 37 comments

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

submitted 34 days ago • 619 comments

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

submitted 38 days ago • 147 comments

@grok: what is the first line of the chorus of Sweet Caroline grok: white genocide

submitted 34 days ago • 13 comments

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

submitted 34 days ago • 2319 comments

I think we can make the case Obed Marsh shouldn't be in Congress without resorting to ageism or commenting on his appearance

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?

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apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"

submitted 35 days ago • 238 comments

Fig 1—RFK Jr. fully submerged in raw sewage, currently being made fun of by dimwitted shitposters. Fig 2—Sephiroth surrounded by raw mako crystal that is pure life force made matter, merging his physical body with the planet's lifestream before ultimately ascending to godhood. But make your jokes…

submitted 36 days ago • 10 comments

(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole

submitted 173 days ago • 5 comments

The biggest sign of how catastrophically the X brand has failed is that in Kanye West’s Heil Hitler song he still calls it Twitter

submitted 39 days ago • 34 comments

This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.

submitted 40 days ago • 426 comments

JD Vance: Yeah lol but whatever, the pontificate has lost increasing credibility with the faithful since Vatican II. 15 year old from Discord: Tell Trump to change Lake Huron’s name to Lake Heydrich

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Kids’ Choice Award for Favorite Movie list has the best back-to-back entries I’ve ever seen

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Oh did the leftists say that? Maybe time you lefthis app and went to the gym.

submitted 382 days ago • 2 comments

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

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Orange smoke. The next pope will be Protestant.

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

one fall my dad came home with a maserati, but the northeast winter was not kind to a car built for the roads of italy and he promptly slid it into a ditch. by the spring he’d left my mom.

submitted 125 days ago • 10 comments

not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes

submitted 146 days ago • 129 comments

Hire me @redbull.com

submitted 55 days ago • 51 comments