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Former lineman with the knees to prove it Comedy Writer, Jokes at Hard Drive Heard on Smashing Game Time & Stand N' Watch Nickcoffman.com https://linktr.ee/Nick_Coffman

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Introducing, Granddaughter of Wheel!

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Matt and I played tummy sticks during this episode.

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Feeling old after realizing Eminem’s Recovery album just turned 15…feeling even older realizing The Marshall Mathers LP is 25.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Spotted at Target…

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28 Years Later 👍👍👍

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Ugh, they’re going to change how a fan favorite character looks in this remake, aren’t they?

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Time to fight the Paintress and roll credits.

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I’m streaming blindfolded Wordle on this.

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It's me, I'm "and more"

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Hilarious this unlocks after an implied sex scene.

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Sports commentators criticizing bad officiating. Me:

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If anyone asks, I have only seen Megalopolis in the theaters.

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transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

submitted 2 days ago • 62 comments

My idea at the top of this episode could save the internet, social media, and humanity. All I need is $20-million to make it a reality.

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He’s gonna be devastated when he catches his AI cheating on him with a USB-C charger.

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This is who ruins this account.

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Cars 2 is the only Disney movie with a Murder in it.

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Oh boy, that Chromatic Ramasseur fight in Clair Obscur is some bullshit.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The rest of my comic bins came in (and I found a frame!) The shelf is finally done.

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Wrote 7 hot pages today for a feature. These pages are so hot. Let me tell you. Some say they’re the hottest pages.

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I’ve had three types of Covid since this remake missed its original release date.

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I love that apps are placing AI related menus and buttons where the most pushed menus and buttons used to be.

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Hot scoop incoming. open.substack.com/pub/hollywoo...

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My cousin almost lost his life and his career to the bush flu. Give him some love on Substack.

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The bush flu almost costs me my life and my career, but I am back and better than ever. I feel rejuvenated, so much so that today’s scoop will be out a half-hour early. Here’s a hint for today’s scoop for you scoopheads.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Introducing, Granddaughter of Wheel!

Matt and I played tummy sticks during this episode.

Feeling old after realizing Eminem’s Recovery album just turned 15…feeling even older realizing The Marshall Mathers LP is 25.

Spotted at Target…

28 Years Later 👍👍👍

Ugh, they’re going to change how a fan favorite character looks in this remake, aren’t they?

Time to fight the Paintress and roll credits.

I’m streaming blindfolded Wordle on this.

It's me, I'm "and more"

Hilarious this unlocks after an implied sex scene.

Sports commentators criticizing bad officiating. Me:

If anyone asks, I have only seen Megalopolis in the theaters.

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

My idea at the top of this episode could save the internet, social media, and humanity. All I need is $20-million to make it a reality.

He’s gonna be devastated when he catches his AI cheating on him with a USB-C charger.

This is who ruins this account.

Cars 2 is the only Disney movie with a Murder in it.

Oh boy, that Chromatic Ramasseur fight in Clair Obscur is some bullshit.

The rest of my comic bins came in (and I found a frame!) The shelf is finally done.

Wrote 7 hot pages today for a feature. These pages are so hot. Let me tell you. Some say they’re the hottest pages.

I’ve had three types of Covid since this remake missed its original release date.

I love that apps are placing AI related menus and buttons where the most pushed menus and buttons used to be.

Hot scoop incoming. open.substack.com/pub/hollywoo...

My cousin almost lost his life and his career to the bush flu. Give him some love on Substack.

The bush flu almost costs me my life and my career, but I am back and better than ever. I feel rejuvenated, so much so that today’s scoop will be out a half-hour early. Here’s a hint for today’s scoop for you scoopheads.

They’ve been out of hand for awhile but we really need to do something about scam text messages.

Was trying to remember where I’ve seen Sciel before and it just came to me.

Sharing this one last time here in honor of all the dads on their special day!