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It’s going to be ok 🤍

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Jump off, this ride’s not taking you anywhere, it’s not heroic

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Everything the dead don’t know piles up like magazines and overflows And everything that you don’t see just swirls around, comes down, and buries me

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

love to observe the ceaseless carnage against the most vulnerable minorities and conclude that these are difficult times.. for young white men

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Inventing a lady whose name is Sue Perman

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not amused // very amused

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Inventing a guy who thinks Andrey Tarkovsky and Genddy Tartakovsky are the same guy

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

More like MAGDA: Make America Great Depression Again

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

they're replacing it with a statue of the guy who invented the pizza puff

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about this model of Berlin S-Bahn rolling stock, how aesthetic it is, and how it’s called the DBAG 483

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More like Lady Goo Goo Gaga

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Commissions are back open, folks. The economy sucks so I’m gonna be more flexible than ever about getting you what you want for a price that makes sense. Message me and let’s make you happy.

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Newt Gingrich? They should call him Newt GinGRINCH on account of what a grinch he is about policy!

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Knapsack top 5 bands of all time for me I think

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Problem with me is I’m always getting Austin Butler, Aaron Taylor Johnson, and Glen Powell mixed up

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May’s almost here so it’s time to do some painting! Been wanting to do this one for a minute. Hit me up!

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What if I opened commissions back up soon? What then?

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🤤 Found this gem at a local spot. Yes this burger’s got CHEESE 🤤

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Guy who looks like a budget version of Mark Hamill whose name is Mark Turkeysick

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If anyone wants to help me celebrate 🤍

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1,950 days sober

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Isaach de Bankolé one of the greatest character actors of these times

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

They’ve started calling me “the human recession indicator”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Chapter 7 up now!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Call me Stewis Hamilton the way I have 1 Formula for all my rich stews

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one

submitted 39 days ago • 27 comments

His name is Harry Dean Stanton because he has a ton of Stans on account of being such a great actor

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Chapter 6 just went up 😤🫡

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Patrick Stump: Am I more than you bargained for Yakov Smirnoff: *bursts through the wall like the Kool-Aid man* NYET!

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Watching Inland Empire (2006)

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Fundamentalist rapper named Yung Earther

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It hot

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I think about this meme at least once a week

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It smells like Upliberals in here

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

sledge, sledge poteet

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Starting a soup restaurant called the New York Stock Exchange

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Ladies, if your man is a mahogany-bodied guitar with a neck-thru crafted to look extra martial, that’s not your man, that’s the Xiphos, the guitar made in the 2000s by Ibanez for Muhammed Suiçmez, frontman of the German technical death metal band Necrophagist!

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Alwys

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Chapter 5 is live! $5 to join. Get in!

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Richard Thee James Album

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Prorasomaxxing

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Subway looks to emulate the sandwiches of Pittsburgh institution Primanti Bros. with new “Sub Fries, Motherfucker” campaign

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Going to the heavy metal themed sandwich shop and getting a Kirk Hammelt

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

Katy Perry dead in space today at the senseless age of 84

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