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What does God need with a starship? He/him Software Engineer...ing manager. Linux and FOSS enthusiast. Husband, dad, and all around super dork. Contact Mastodon: https://mstdn.social/@thekerker Signal: thekerker.47 Encrypted email: [email protected]
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It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.

submitted 2 days ago • 916 comments

“President Trump, your administration has the momentum of a runaway freight train, after all the failures of the Biden admin, how did you do it?”

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My wife auditioned for Wheel of Fortune and was dismayed when she didn't get a callback. I told her that while she's weird, she's not the right kind of weird for that show. They're looking for Disney Adult weird, not "eats the topping off the pizza first" weird.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Here's a rundown of my attempts to refurbish old iPods: - broke the screen of a 5th gen iPod Video - broke off the battery connector of same iPod - broke 2 screens on a 6th gen iPod Classic - snapped the frame of same iPod - bent and scratched top and bottom cases of same iPod

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Hey @booker.senate.gov quick question: what the fuck?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Our new neighbors have both a Toyota Tacoma TRD Off Road and an old school Jeep Wrangler Sport and no I'm not jealous at all.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My definitive ranking: The Empire Strikes Back A New Hope Rogue One The Last Jedi Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens Revenge of the Sith The Phantom Menace Attack of the Clones Solo The Star Wars Holiday Special Caravan of Courage Ewoks: The Battle for Endor Rise of Skywalker

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Also, if you’re a queer person in Berlin and you find yourself in the office of Dr. Renate Försterling, get the hell out of there!

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Since it's a topic of conversation today: At no point will any of my audiobooks be narrated by "AI." "AI" can't perform stories, it can only recite words. Both my stories and my listeners deserve better. All my audiobooks will be read and performed by actual people.

submitted 18 days ago • 66 comments

Had a dream last night that somehow Frodo Baggins entered or world and I found it absolutely necessary to explain Battlestar Galactica to him.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure if this is the most efficient route my package could take.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name Habemus pamam, Pope Churro VIII.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A historic moment as we witness the first American leading the Catholic Church. Hailing from Chicago, Pope Leo XIV ushers in a new chapter that I join those in our state welcoming in at a time when we need compassion, unity, and peace.

submitted 24 days ago • 152 comments

Communion wine is about to be replaced with malort.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The anticipation is papalable.

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

My favorite part of return to office is the guy who takes all of his meetings from his desk on speakerphone.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

My bag of Gardetto's has been blessed with an abundance of rye chips. Amen.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

So the neighbor girl has apparently joined her middle school band and is now loudly practicing her trumpet outside...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe if the woke police hadn’t turned American men into a bunch of feminized soy boys, some Republicans might have the balls to stand up to Trump and stop him from destroying the country.

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

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What dark fate awaits me in July?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote up a detailed analysis of TM SGNL, the unofficial Signal app that senior Trump fascists use to organize their war crimes micahflee.com/tm-sgnl-the-...

submitted 30 days ago • 32 comments

I'm a practicing Catholic. I can take a joke about the Church and I'm not easily offended. But this. This is fucking offensive.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages. If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.

submitted 30 days ago • 909 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 338 comments

Want to piss off everyone when you're already 14 weeks behind on a deliverable? Have a big section in your malformed document "Colleagues' Arguments and Why They're Wrong".

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments