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nicksteiner.bsky.social
38 (He/They) 🌈 Los Angeles ☀️ Writer 📝 Comedian 🎤 Host 🎥 Filmmaker
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It's true.

youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…

Benson Boone is for the daughters of moms who thought Daughtry was edgy.

Oh? You use the Calm App to fall asleep? I use the Van Nuys PD helicopters buzzing over head.

We should make Nick Cannon’s kids and Elon Musk’s kids fight.

Parris Goebel is the true queen of Coachella

Dating is rough!! #comedy #comic #grindr #growlr #growler #scruff #tinder #hinge #apps #dating #gaycomic #bear #gaybear #gaycomic

Last week RuPaul really asked “which queen is the most likely to be found at a bath house?” and then brought out that queen’s mother right after. You also know it’s going to be the episode they send to the Emmy’s too since RuPaul almost “cried” in the first 39 minutes and no one went home. #dragrace

You know Sen Booker is taking the BEST shit of his life right now.

It’s pretty obvious the reason Morgan Wallen left the SNL stage early is because he can’t physically go a full consecutive 90 mins without saying the N-word.

Y’all I’ve been cursed by TV’s Kathy Lee Gifford. #standupcomedy #datingfails #single #kathyleegifford #cursed #gaycomedian #queercomedian #gaycomedy #bear #gay

Earthquake Bluesky, ACTIVATE!!

Listen, I don’t know shit. But I’ve seen enough episodes of Parks and Rec to know that if they town of Pawnee can recall perfect and amazing Leslie Knope, we should be able to recall the sack of racist farts currently occupying the White House.

You are loved. Y'all ain't magically disappearing. I got you, and so do millions and millions like me.

Have fun, guys

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

The freeways of LA were as empty today for the Super Bowl as they were on Christmas. I don’t think the gals and the gays realize we could have one day a year of a perfect society while straight men are at home.

I love that all football teams get a bi-week where they get to give all their team mates tons of smoochies that they’ve been withholding all year. It’s sweet.

Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way

Gonna start a line of super sugary THC candy edibles and call it Highabetes.

Damn, Kendrick just proved America really is cracking down on soft Canadian imports.

One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention” Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.

Dating has been hard, but I’m still trying!! #standup #comedy #dating #lgbtqia #bear #losangeles

Dating has been hard, but I’m still trying!! #standup #comedy #dating #lgbtqia #bear #losangeles

Peak male sex appeal is Stanley Tucci in Easy A.

3 red solo cups of Diet Coke after 7 pm and I’m up until 3 am. I was confused on why, before I quit drinking, I’d have 5 vodka Diet Cokes in a night and sleep like a baby. But now I’m laying in the dark, jazzed as hell on this Vicky Beckham nectar. Then I realized it was the vodka that made me 💤

My hip just popped in a way that it has been needing for like a month. Happy fucking new year to me!

Thought about having coffee delivered this morning, built an order on Postmates and then when I saw the final price after fees I decided I’d rather just be tired.

It’s a really powerful time right now for all the little brothers who got stuck playing as Luigi as a kid.

Tomorrow night!! Queer Here Cinema at Rocco’s WeHo!! 8 LGBTQIA Short Films will be featured! 4 returning highlights from our first 3 years and 4 new films!! Come celebrate queer film!! #film #cinema #movies #filmfestival #LosAngeles

The Nasferatu premiere was amazing!!! Do yourself a favor and see this film in theaters!! So haunting and so so good!

a jazz bar called hornpub

Most relatable post I’ve seen on this site so far.

Come see me tell some jokes and stories on 12/19 at The HaHa in North Hollywood! Make sure to get your tickets in advance! $5 off with code PERCY5 tixr.com/pr/nick/121286

An end of the night joint and then crawling into freshly washed bedding. Is there anything better? Yes. Tons. But I’ll take what I can get in 2024.

Yesterday one of my co-workers told me he that thought I was in my late 20s. Then I found out he was born a year after I graduated high school. I feel both complimented and attacked at the same.

Come see me tell some jokes and stories on 12/19 at The HaHa in North Hollywood! Make sure to get your tickets in advance! $5 off with code PERCY5 tixr.com/pr/nick/121286

My roommate sent me a picture of her dog in the hall way. Then I got bored.

I’m hosting a night of independent LGBTQIA+ short film at Rocco’s WeHo on Monday!! Come check it out!! hoopla.com/r/qcCQCSDlLd...