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robocop is a movie that explores the science fiction question what if there was a policeman who was the good guy

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

I would rather watch my own autopsy

submitted 68 days ago • 58 comments

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

submitted 108 days ago • 204 comments

Don't be modest, @nytimes.com, @theatlantic.com, @theguardian.com. Take a bow. What a beautiful atrocity you've built.

submitted 114 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 123 days ago • 10 comments

Every single professional organization in the country should be speaking out about the news about NCMEC. The administration put a financial gun to the heads of people trying to save children from kidnapping and trafficking demanding they enact policies that will hurt lgbtq kids. That is beyond evil.

submitted 128 days ago • 8 comments

I should be allowed to build PNC Park in Civilization VII

submitted 144 days ago • 3 comments