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McSweeney's: New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for "The President Violated the Constitution" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...

Open fascism from the local chair of one of the major political parties in a county of 2.1 million people, 15th largest in the US: "Let's purge the alien other and purify the nation of their race"

Oh, I HOPE it's on her sleeve...

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

Give a person a fisshe and thei will eate for a daye. Teache a person to fisshe and thei will eate for a lyfetyme. Destroye the fish ponde to make a computer tell lies about fisshe, you are a Gen AI companye.

Why are accepting this? Secret police?

I love this tip, so much: "If you’re always on time, bring appetizers. If you’re reliably late, bring a drink. If you’re stopping by later, bring dessert. If you’re bringing nothing else, bring a present." From this @davidlebovitz.bsky.social newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/davidleb...

“You don’t like AI therapists because they’re a threat to your income” No, I don’t like AI therapists because they are harmful!

The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't. Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure

Honestly, me too.

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

When a billionaire lyke Musk doth speake of "savinge civilization" he doth not meane savinge the beautye and complexitye of diverse cultures, languages, literatures, and philosophyes. For hym "civilization" ys a delivery mechanism for hair implantes, private jets, and wagyu beef.

Cooking up some porridge just to meal something

If you believe this, have I got a Bible to sell you.