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I saved $0.12 by walking around the house and turning off the lights. I plan to do it again tomorrow.

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White Claw sits on the shoulders of Bartels & Jaymes.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Why do drugs after 30 when you can just stand up too fast?

submitted 8 days ago • 105 comments

Shrimp is just the cocktail sauce delivery system.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't get any underwear for Father's Day, now I have to buy my own. 😩

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t touch, may explode must be terrifying to read in braille.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm proud of America. Even as we descend into fascism we still have some fantastic memes days.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I understand why women like the dad bod. Fat = flavor.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I prefer the voices in my head to the voices in my ears.

submitted 38 days ago • 9 comments

When Seal said, “No we’re never gonna survive, unless we are a little (crazy)” This can’t be what he had in mind.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

No one is asking if 100 gorillas could beat Chuck Norris because we already know the gorillas won’t stand a chance.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus turned water into wine; last night I turned wine into mistakes.

submitted 41 days ago • 60 comments

I’m a creature of habit, and my habits are diabolical.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments