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This is not a bio. Aspiring esoteric reverse philanthropist. Good Twitter Dad Energy. he/him. Opinions solely my own. Probably like that one character you don’t hate in every grimdark show.
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When they ask if you want to pose for a picture with the new faucet, and you bring out your esoterica:

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Seasonally appropriate (accidentally) holy medal purchase.

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Being in NPO work, you can clearly see how capitalism has infested the field. There is a whole philanthropic-industrial complex built around making money off non-profits. While the practitioners feel largely benign, it’s hard not to detect the sound of carrion hounds looking for more gristle.

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Happy Tuesday from the basement monk and child.

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“Merciless is the judgement on the one who has not shown mercy; but mercy triumphs over judgement.” -James 2:12-13

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“Day begins to the music of a psalm. Day closes to the echo of a psalm.” From the Explanations of the Psalms by Saint Ambrose (Ps. 1, 9-12; CSEL 64, 7, 9-10)

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For all the good bishops doing the quiet, necessary work of resistance, we need one theatre bishop to bring these vibes: youtu.be/NRt2cKvJLlE?...

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Warm-up for Chicago's Pope Leo event is underway. 😇 YouTube livestream will start soon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA4...

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We don’t have a feast called Christ the King just to bow down to a petty, infantile tyrant.

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Chat is intinction basically teabagging the Precious Blood with the Precious Body??

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What’s a gooner?

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Trads loved to quote the Ambrose vs. the emperor story when they imagined the endless persecutions during the Obama/Biden era, but when a leader actually sends the military against its people, they’re sudden quiet.

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Why isn’t Bishop Barron’s sycophantic ass out there supporting the protestors? Weakass bishops.

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Guess who has added the Exorcism prayer of Pope Leo XIII (for the nation) to their divine office practice

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🧵I'm going to respond to a few of the common criticisms of protests/movements. And I'm going to do it from a Catholic position. (Please note I said "a" & not "the") So let's list some of the common "They need to protest the right way" tropes: -No damaging private property -No being mean

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Cryptobros only real argument for crypto (and against real data), is that it’s a way to subvert the dominate economic system which elites use to keep people down. The thing is - they are bought in because they want to be ultra wealthy, not because they want to democratize wealth.

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On the other hand, this happened right in front of me tonight (not my video, the guy beside my group): www.facebook.com/share/r/197e...

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I had a dream last night where I was lightly bit by squirrel, and then I spent the entirety of the dream checking to see if it broke skin and whether I needed a rabies shot. My dreams are not exciting.

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Did you ever wonder how kissing is just mashing your eat hole with someone else’s?

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On the one hand, I want to cultivate a more gentle kindness; on the other hand, my inherently St. Jerome-esque grouchiness is extremely high.

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True hive mind question - does anyone work at the USCCB? Can that person send me LOTH 2nd proof documents?

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CHAT I got this book, which is exciting (since the office is my most regular spiritual practice), but welcome other commentaries or devotional on the psalms. (Not Augustine, I got that covered).

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I’ve bought too many books this weekend everyone whoops

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Hello hive mind - do one of you have access to the 2015 translation of Pope Leo’s sermons from CUA?

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Cradle Catholics on TikTok really are the worst thing.

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Everyone is allowed an opinion but TikTok is full of a lot of bad ones RE: new pope.

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My most popular tweet today is owning the Trads. I approve

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I see conservative Catholics complaining about the Pope not saying something in English and I’m like “Damn, now you want y’all want English? LOL, get rekt.”

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I’m announcing my candidacy for ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY!

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Leo the First went out and confronted Atilla the Hun. Let’s pray the 14th version has the same tenacity.

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What unhinged thing with That Guy say about Leo?

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LOL JD Vance was pwned by Francis and now Leo (on Twitter, of all things)

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Odds that Fr. Z is going to crash out today?

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Guys I wasn’t elected :(

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Odds that Tr*mp tries to drop his earth shattering announcement when the next Pope is elected.

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Weird-awakened chatbot-new age-quasicapitalist spirituality, and evangelicalism, are really two sides of the same coin. The only real delineation is whether you’re jaded on the faith or not.

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Guys the Vatican seagull is back, we’re cooked.

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Friends, I’m looking forward to being your Holy Father, Pope Errobello Pizzaballo Magnifico the First.

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“Children have too many dolls,” says man with too many wives and luxury properties.

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Listen, the Catholic bishops have their issues, but I only see one servant of Satan in the photograph.

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Wow I’m running against Trump to be Pope, wish me luck everyone.

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Good night!

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