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This video just gave me a terrible flashback youtube.com/shorts/NkX45...

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

The GTA V loading music: oh hell yea this is going to be interesting. Maybe in this game we’re going to explore the seedy side of LA. Some sort of moody thriller The actual script of GTA V: LOTS OF N WORDS AND DICK JOKES

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Gimmie more of those three chord major key songs. What’s that? Only using tonic chords? Yes please. More of that.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Where’s the “every event is actually some form of distraction” crowd

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t mean to be insanely naive but I feel strongly that Pope Leo might be a turning point for the Church in terms of its credible witness to the world. If he stays strongly focused on combating moral issues facing society it could begin to heal the Church’s outward face to the world.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

YOU … BARACK OBAMA Uh, let me be clear BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IF HE WERE GIVING A TOUR OF CERN You can’t start a fire You can’t start a fire without a spark This large collider Uses magnets to crash things into quarks

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

One of the biggest missteps of the Jurassic world movies is adding fake gimmick dinosaurs. To me as a kid dinosaurs were cool enough. My interest in a genetically engineered hybrid is so much lower than just a dinosaur. It’s not a cool animal anymore at that point it’s just a generic movie monster.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Texas French Omelettes (?) do not play

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ha, now that I have elaborated my evil plan you cannot stop me! Unless of course I am unwittingly standing just so, that my foot is in the loop of a rope tied to a very heavy object that you are about to push into the sea *looks down at his foot* oh shit oh shit oh sh

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ha those crazy medieval rubes thought fluid levels in your body called humors controlled your mood. Thank goodness for modern science. Now we know that those fluids are called hormones

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Texas barbecue does not play

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments