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I just drove 150 miles to plug in a phone I was told was definitely plugged in. Problem solved, now 150 miles back

I did not have it figured out

A friend suggested Final Girls by Riley Sager. Pretty good read! I'm halfway through it and think I have it figured out. We'll find out tonight or tomorrow 📚💙 #booksky

It’s 2025, I now charge for this service. Know your worth Kings!!

Sometimes you just feel good on a Tuesday

This beautiful spring weather in the middle of December is nice but worrisome at the same time

Whoever decided donuts were a breakfast food was a genius

First time in years I've done any decorating for Christmas.

Oh hell yeah, they just forgot to turn the open sign on. Eating good tonight!

Not much can be more disheartening than pulling up to your favorite Chinese food place and seeing the "Open" sign not lit up.

Happy Friday, y’all!

Don't get it twisted

The older you get, the more you realize that A LOT of people actually don’t like you at all.

Post a pic you took (no description) to bring some zen 🧘‍♂️

Good morning! Gonna be a slow drive in today

That'll mess up my whole day. Nothing goes right after that

They've got a point. Maybe I was a little impulsive. I'll have to check it out

Sundays are great for playing in the rain #greatdane #rain #sunday

Protip: Attach multiple library cards and get access to several digital collections.

And don't forget the Libby App. Attach your local library card to gain access to their digital catalog.

Definitely helps to have the right person to talk to

Feels a bit too early for all the Christmas stuff I've been seeing. Slow down, damn!

My night just isn't complete without at least one ice cream sandwich #bigback

Saturday night vibes

I don't remember using all these dishes. Someone's got to be breaking in. Only possibility

Jake looks cooked already #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

#netflix is definitely not a live streaming service. They're struggling #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

Tyson doesn't need a showy entrance. He knows who he is, and so do you #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

This fight better be real. I don't have much faith left in humanity, that would wipe it out completely. #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

What a wonderful time to be alive. Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. This is a strange timeline. #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

Whew, I'm not catching a word Katie is saying, I feel for whoever has to caption that. #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

Bullshit call on that fight. Serrano had it in the bag #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

Round 10 definitely woke up Katie kept getting sloppy #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

not the Tupac quote #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

It froze for 2 minutes and all of a sudden it was 5 rounds later. Damn #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul

Speed it up Katie! #PaulvsTyson #TysonvsPaul