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8yo: "What's that smell?" Mum: "It's your sibling." 8yo: "They do have brainrot."

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alex garland directing an elden ring movie? ha. that's like if they got michael bay to direct a skibi- wait a fucking second

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Ya'll want some middle aged white dude feet pics? I'm broke.

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The real treasure was the maladaptive coping habits we picked up along the way.

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Finally got the two hardest to achieve cosmetics in Space Marine 2. It's not much, but it made me feel good.

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For what is water? If not coffee, unbeaned?

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If I 'spoke my mind' I would simply be roaring and wailing in impotent rage

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the pope dying is actually extremely important to members of the clergy in lower zones of the church. as the pope's spiritual body sinks into the deep, it brings an infusion of liturgical and clerical nutrients that benthic bishops, priests and even deacons can feed on for months on end

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You’re laughing? AI stock is crashing weeks after Keir Starmer said they can have our entire GDP to make a calculator that identifies potholes and you’re laughing?

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Rest in Peace

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The millennial urge to be parasocial online. Vs. The millennial knowledge of how weird that can make you seem

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Today I made several important phone calls, waited in for a repairman and got my kids from school. I am EXHAUSTED. It's great being neurospicy, isn't it?

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