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You may know me from such favorites as She Brought Home Another Dog Again Again. I hate pants as much as I love possums.
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"Can't sit here. Seat's taken."

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This is my second full year with my grape vine and I may actually get grapes finally! These are Mars grapes, and the vine is named Veronica, obviously.

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Nobody in this fucking city knows how to drive anymore, but leaving K's I watched an asshole turn right on red FROM THE LEFT LANE. There were cars in the right lane even. The most important guy in the world.

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Using my day off to make ropa vieja.

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I have sworn with my life blood, no one shall pass this way without *my* permission!

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*me while trying to get serious work done* the muppet babies theme song did not have to go that hard

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“i hope this helps”

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Dude on Preston caught me acting a fool to this at a stoplight, and then my neighbor on the corner saw it when I got home.

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I have taken 1 day off a week (Wed or Thurs) for the next 5 weeks, and I might just run that play through the summer.

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I'm not scared of cicadas, but I am not a fan of getting one stuck in my hair. THE SCREAMING.

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They both survived, looked beautiful, and today the bigger of the two snapped clear off the base. The pits.

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I rescued a cicada from our lobby and while I was putting him outside, I nudged another one away from the door, talking to both of them the whole time, so of course a lady witnessed all of this and was laughing at me.

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Hayes Carll, Kathleen Edwards, and Caroline Spence all have new albums releasing in August - all different weeks. Gonna be a fun month.

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I don't think I've ever had a cheesecake crust turn out this perfect. Non-humble brag.

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Sunny has flown the nest. Gah!

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How am I ✌🏼doing✌🏼? ✌🏼Emotionally✌🏼? Crying over Mental Daddy, of all things.

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According to the nutrition facts 1/14 of this cheesecake I'm making is 600 calories. For health.

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CEO, EVP, SVP, RVP at work are now all women and I just think that's neat.

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I got on a bread baking kick during the pandemic - shocking, I know - and looking back through pictures, I'm thinking about it again. That challah was one of the prettiest things I've ever baked.

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Why, yes, I have always been this cool.

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I read in the hammock for an hour yesterday and hour and a half today and I officially have a pink tinge to my white ass arms and legs.

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Gonna have to try the Mabel Mora Horchata Oreos.

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Happy Pride! I spent the last two days reading One of the Boys and next on the list is Woodworking - both written by trans women.

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The old woman across the street asked me if I've had Mercy since I was a kid. Ma'am, how old do you think we are?

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ROSEWOOD! She got spooked by something and didn't come onto the porch, but she was here.

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Quite a few Taggart sightings recently after not being around much. And a new friend just dropped! Look at this beauty.

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Mercy's one brain cell rattling around her skull. My sweet, beautiful girl.

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Stop, hammock time.

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I saw a work truck for a company called Call of Doodee, and it's a pet pooper scooper service. What are we doing?

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Just got an Instagram promoted ad of AI generated women selling crystals. Shut down the internet. It had a good run.

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