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notyetrain.bsky.social
also known as Phoebe Everything I post is the objective truth, I would never lie Posts in English/German
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Some neighbour is doing laundry on our assigned laundry day and I'm too anxious to just take their finished laundry out and put mine in because what if they get really angry at me

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I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

submitted 11 hours ago • 39 comments

Enough time has passed since the beginning of the franchise that if they were to make a new Saw movie set in 2025, they could make "Spawn Of Jigsaw"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it'd be really cool if we could punish CEOS and media outlets for lies used to prop up stock prices and fish for investments

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

quaffed and fêted alex jones emerging from bohemian grove: "shadowy elites actually have a lot to offer"

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

It's Pride Month which means a bunch of German online leftists have to announce that they believe some queer people are actually disgusting pedophiles who shouldn't be at Pride, but like, in a woke way

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

They'll go from "Oh if you like Palestinians so much, why don't you go to Gaza" to "Oh you're going to Gaza? Hope you'll get murdered" without skipping a beat

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

Die ganzen deutschen Israelfans gerade so: "hihi greta wird bestimmt vom bösen Hamas Muslimmann vergewaltigt hihi (geschieht ihr Recht)"

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I remain convinced that the entire country, including Trump, would be much happier if we just Truman Showed him

submitted 5 days ago • 42 comments

This man will inevitable die a completely preventable death and that's really fucking funny to me tbh

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

submitted 9 days ago • 161 comments

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

submitted 8 days ago • 74 comments

Andrew tate won't see your posts celebrating his new charges. But your friends who are sex traffickers will

submitted 8 days ago • 26 comments

HOLY CRAP LOIS HE SAID THE LINE

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If they made that silent movie about the train coming towards the audience today, I bet people wouldn't even be afraid, because they'd be too busy looking at their phones 😓

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

rent is due in less than a week and i have like 100 dollars to my name. that means i'm a thousand short. pls pls pls share this bc i don't know what i'm going to do. i'm working so hard but my fatigue is making it hard and i can't take time to do my physical therapy so my pain is back. pls help.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment