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ntothed.bsky.social
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So much for #BlueLivesMatter 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Surprise! I'm actually 6 prescriptions and a bag of tortilla chips in a trench coat!

Will scientists please study why staring at this glowing rectangle isn't making me happy & fulfilled?

In case anyone was wondering, tortoises are terrible at leapfrog.

@rocredwings.bsky.social need to step up their game

If I can't fix it with a spreadsheet or by shaking my tits at it, then IDK how to help any further. That's all I've got.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

A film that takes place where you’re from.

You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?

Those damn penguin elites in their tuxedos with their pescatarian diets... and so many stay-at-home dads. It's about time they got theirs!

How many times has something glass unexpectedly exploded next to your head? B/c it's happened to me twice now, which feels like at least once too many.

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

My kid from the other room: "Oooo, is that Mac & cheese I smell?" Me: "MAC & CHEESE IS FOR KIDS WHO FINISH THEIR HOMEWORK. A- always. B- be. C- citing 3 facts about Pompeii."

Oh shirt- I have a 700 word paper due by midnight (along with other assignments). If Doctor Who was ever planning on popping into my life, now would be a great time.

How did I only just now realize that Harmony Cobel's car is a massive clue? 🤯

The way autism is framed isn’t neutral. It’s rooted in colonial ideas of normality, intelligence, and productivity. Autistic humans have always existed, but the way we’re studied - and pathologized - reflects who holds power.

While debunking the egregiously profitable scare tactic of falsely claiming vaccines are a direct cause of autism, it is also critical to remember that people with autism can, do, and will lead wholly fulfilling lives while the children we lose to preventable illnesses due to fear of autism will not

Hands up who else thinks Red Dwarf exists in the Alien-Bladerunnerverse👋🏼

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die. It’s called an oughtobiography.

DRINKING WATER OUT OF A MUG FEELS WRONG AND THE THICKER THE MUG WALLS ARE THE WRONGER IT FEELS

Dr: does your head hurt most of the time? Autistic person: [thinks: well it hurts 3 days out of 7 every week which is clearly not normal, but since it's only 3/7 it's technically not "most of the time"] no :) Dr: well, then it's probably nothing! Autistic person: okay :) [dies from brain tumor]

Masking isn’t just suppressing stims or forcing eye contact – it’s performative survival. 
 It’s adapting, self-monitoring, and becoming who we think we have to be to stay safe.
 And the irony? For many autistic humans, the pressure to mask actually increases after realizing we’re autistic.

::taps sign::