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ntothed.bsky.social
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So much for #BlueLivesMatter 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 32 days ago • 162 comments

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

submitted 36 days ago • 537 comments

Surprise! I'm actually 6 prescriptions and a bag of tortilla chips in a trench coat!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Will scientists please study why staring at this glowing rectangle isn't making me happy & fulfilled?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone was wondering, tortoises are terrible at leapfrog.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

@rocredwings.bsky.social need to step up their game

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

If I can't fix it with a spreadsheet or by shaking my tits at it, then IDK how to help any further. That's all I've got.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

submitted 55 days ago • 327 comments

A film that takes place where you’re from.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?

submitted 69 days ago • 396 comments

Those damn penguin elites in their tuxedos with their pescatarian diets... and so many stay-at-home dads. It's about time they got theirs!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

How many times has something glass unexpectedly exploded next to your head? B/c it's happened to me twice now, which feels like at least once too many.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

submitted 80 days ago • 353 comments

My kid from the other room: "Oooo, is that Mac & cheese I smell?" Me: "MAC & CHEESE IS FOR KIDS WHO FINISH THEIR HOMEWORK. A- always. B- be. C- citing 3 facts about Pompeii."

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Oh shirt- I have a 700 word paper due by midnight (along with other assignments). If Doctor Who was ever planning on popping into my life, now would be a great time.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

How did I only just now realize that Harmony Cobel's car is a massive clue? 🤯

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The way autism is framed isn’t neutral. It’s rooted in colonial ideas of normality, intelligence, and productivity. Autistic humans have always existed, but the way we’re studied - and pathologized - reflects who holds power.

submitted 94 days ago • 5 comments

While debunking the egregiously profitable scare tactic of falsely claiming vaccines are a direct cause of autism, it is also critical to remember that people with autism can, do, and will lead wholly fulfilling lives while the children we lose to preventable illnesses due to fear of autism will not

submitted 95 days ago • 16 comments

Hands up who else thinks Red Dwarf exists in the Alien-Bladerunnerverse👋🏼

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’m writing about all the things I ought to do before I die. It’s called an oughtobiography.

submitted 102 days ago • 111 comments

DRINKING WATER OUT OF A MUG FEELS WRONG AND THE THICKER THE MUG WALLS ARE THE WRONGER IT FEELS

submitted 103 days ago • 77 comments

Dr: does your head hurt most of the time? Autistic person: [thinks: well it hurts 3 days out of 7 every week which is clearly not normal, but since it's only 3/7 it's technically not "most of the time"] no :) Dr: well, then it's probably nothing! Autistic person: okay :) [dies from brain tumor]

submitted 107 days ago • 20 comments

Masking isn’t just suppressing stims or forcing eye contact – it’s performative survival. 
 It’s adapting, self-monitoring, and becoming who we think we have to be to stay safe.
 And the irony? For many autistic humans, the pressure to mask actually increases after realizing we’re autistic.

submitted 109 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 115 days ago • 3 comments

::taps sign::

submitted 117 days ago • 44 comments