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not today, world

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[gilbert gottfried voice] if you had one shot, one opportunity

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

actually, your honor, it’s NOT illegal (dropping a laptop heavily on the desk) I asked a computer

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

🐱

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This is the best thing I’ve seen today and I need a source. Bluesky, please help. Credit to whoever this rad group is.

submitted 12 days ago • 526 comments

A thoughtful silver chonk from my collection. No documented date/info.

submitted 11 days ago • 193 comments

BREAKING: All unhealthy infants to be abandoned in the forest. At 7 years of age children will be sent to do battle with wolves to ensure only the strongest survive. MAHA

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

alito is such a little bitch

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

"oh you're gonna replace me it'd be a shame if EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR"

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My painting MARS HILL SUNRISE

submitted 17 days ago • 161 comments

FAIR WARNING: It’s ground squirrel kiddo season and excessive cuteness levels may occur or be occurring 🌿

submitted 17 days ago • 174 comments

Not only are these wealthy elites attempting to create and then AstroTurf a populist podcaster able to manipulate the plebs, they're bragging about it to the New York Times Cooked.

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

very hard not to see the shift from traditional arcades to crane game emporiums as evidence of the degeneration of the world state

submitted 22 days ago • 30 comments

BREAKING: statement from health and human services secretary RFK jr “i’m going to swim in every sewer in this great nation”

submitted 22 days ago • 152 comments

[sees that a ship's masts are like 20 feet above the clearance of the bridge] well there's your problem right there

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

cats should be trained medium-range messengers. it's such a waste that they're not walking around wearing little backpacks filled with USB sticks

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James Comey mournfully regretting his actions in 2016 like a Great Dane that got his head stuck in a bag of popcorn, forever

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Over 300,000 foreign born soldiers fought for the US in WWII, including at Normandy. Over 100,000 of them became citizens because of the Second War Powers Act of 1942 and other policies that allowed them to become naturalized even if they entered the US illegally. So yes, as American

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

setting up like a star registry for clouds. see that cloud? that's mine

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I've been working on a network-local ATProtocol dev environment that gives me end-to-end production functionality for Smoke Signal, including handle resolution and repository access. Here’s how I put it together. 🧵

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

Joe Don Baker: a cat guy

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me

submitted 25 days ago • 312 comments

It's obviously true that this is illegal corruption. So the whole political establishment ought to start acting like it and attempt to impeach or arrest this man. Of course that will not happen, because Trump has around him a cult of the personality. But I think it might be worth being seen to try.

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker plans to sign an executive order preventing state agencies from obtaining or disclosing data that personally identifies people with autism, unless required for medical care or legal matters. “Every Illinoisan deserves ... the freedom to live without fear of surveillance.”

submitted 28 days ago • 183 comments

I’m looking for a movie where one of the Mario bros has a realistic panic attack

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

insurance exec out on the porch tossing donated organs to his dogs

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

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"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people

submitted 28 days ago • 20 comments

REVIEW: André 3000’s Piano Record Is a Bold Example of Not Knowing Exactly What You’re Doing

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

YES this is precisely why I am a cat person, cats just vibe in the same room with you, occasionally want to be petted and otherwise fuck off to some part of the house to be alone because fundamentally they, too, are introverts

submitted 33 days ago • 38 comments

Evergreen

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

today while picking up my daughter from the bus I witnessed a future legend bust out a waffle from his pocket and demolish it in one go

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Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

submitted 43 days ago • 397 comments

I thought this meant a new pope has been chosen

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Hard to believe it’s been almost a day and JD Vance has not killed again.

submitted 48 days ago • 52 comments