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Null Device, Klack, Mayors of Nothing, Edgecase Development Corp, Submersible Studios. Music guy, food nerd, reasonably competent mastering engineer.
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1 in 12 Americans live in California. 1 in 35 Americans live in LA County. LA is America

submitted 11 days ago • 119 comments

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 11 days ago • 264 comments

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submitted 71 days ago • 93 comments

Olive has one white whisker and I can’t even

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I was just in a weekly Teams meeting, in which a manager chimed in for the very first time in months. We all see the mute icon disappear, and wait for the profound words to follow... "That's right, I'd like to order a large bucket of original recipe with cole slaw and mashed potatoes." ...huh.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Memorandum To: The Cats who were in the bedroom at 3am From: The Large Food Beast Re: the use of my face as a trampoline Please don’t.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Winston would like the cat sitters to know that he is starving.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 38 days ago • 161 comments

Ha, well the joke is on Qatar if they think he’s even going to remember their largesse and grant them favors. He’s not even going to expend the effort to remember how to pronounce their name correctly. In two months he’ll be taking credit for building the plane.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If our intelligence services and defense dept were run by competent people they would be losing their shit about it being used as AF1, even temporarily.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I think all of Michigan, Indiana, and Illinois was under construction this weekend. Expect delays.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 42 days ago • 51 comments

“Decretum Papale de Applicatione Condimentorum Lycopersicorum ad Farcimina”

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

New pope, who dis?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes this morning:

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

A few decades ago my dad said to me “I rented that ‘American Beauty’ movie and I didn’t see what all the hype was about. It was just a raunchy teen sex comedy.” I blinked. “Dad, I strongly suspect you didn’t rent ‘American Beauty.’ You rented ‘American Pie.’”

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

I just drove past the world’s largest potato masher. That was definitely a thing.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

It’s my dad’s birthday!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Sovereignty defeated Journalism, and American Promise was left in the dust ...no no that's not 2025 that's the Kentucky Derby results

submitted 47 days ago • 8 comments

Every day we stray a bit further from the light

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Null Device is honored to debut the track “Right Go Wrong” on Electronic Saviors 7. A fantastic, massive compilation for a good cause. metropolisrecords.bandcamp.com/album/electr...

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