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eternal work in progress computer security practitioner (OT + some IT) musical decay painter posts, opinions, jokes, trolls are my own, not my employer https://oblivion.observer any/all ☢❔👾💣 21
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now my pc won't explode when i'm playing msfs24

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the autistic urge to go from jealously hoarding every cent under my control to suddenly wanting to spend literally all of my money

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mmmm I love applying excess pressure to my ram sticks when i'm installing them mmmm so yummy

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bit

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The radicalization of the American right is THE story of US politics over the last four decades and political reporters are still not allowed to talk about it

submitted 18 hours ago • 142 comments

FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading Desmond Bane to the Orlando Magic for Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Cole Anthony, four unprotected first-round picks and one first-round pick swap, sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/UcQnmHbgZb

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it's giving

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I realized I haven't posted in a bot

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avis in the streets, marriott in the sheets

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BREAKING NEWS: Meerkat hugs a water sausage. Everybody has a great time.

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Frustrated CEO Stuck In Dead-End 7-Figure Job theonion.com/frustra...

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New from 404 Media: Delta, United, American etc don't want you to know they sold your flight data to DHS. The country's airlines sell bulk names and flight itineraries to DHS to be searched without a warrant. Contract tells DHS to not reveal where this data came from www.404media.co/airlines-don...

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This is a really profound observation on the difference between expressions of genuine hurt over a wrong committed by people invested in the narrative of your life, and online vitriolic teeth-bearing by people who just get off on your existence as sport.

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ASN: AS29119 Location: Aranda de Duero, ES Added: 2025-06-04T20:23 #shodansafari #infosec

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I have published my slides for "Security Champions Worst Practices" from my talk at #OWASP Global #AppSec in Barcelona! You can download the PDF, view a recording, and see lots of pics at the link below. #owaspglobalappsec #securitychampions https://twp.ai/9PSUfN

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Predator Killer of Killers is a slam dunk.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

In light of the news this week that Cellebrite has acquired Corellium, here's an in-depth piece I previously wrote about Cellebrite, which looks at how the Israeli firm became the go-to hackers for the FBI and other federal agencies who want to get physical access into locked phones they seize

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FBI warns about hackers breaching IoT devices and adding them to the BadBox 2.0 botnet, successor to a network disrupted last year. The intrusions into these devices (mostly made in China) occur through pre-purchase tampering or downloading of backdoored software updates. www.ic3.gov/PSA/2025/PSA...

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If you're going to start a fight, you better come prepared.

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from the article "christmas carp"

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what did you all think FULLY AUTOMATED luxury gay space communism meant

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They're literally doing the meme

submitted 12 days ago • 142 comments

The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead: membership.theonion.com

submitted 11 days ago • 82 comments

telling my wife i want a vampire penguin themed birthday like i’m 9 years old

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good morning

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With Harvey Milk trending consider seeing "Milk" the movie. It's good. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_(2...

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#Pride music. Back then you could be violently assaulted for having an earring in your right ear. www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sA...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

ASN: AS4713 Location: Tokyo, JP Added: 2025-05-30T12:14 #shodansafari #infosec

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I don't know if his people did this, but among mine, great warriors and leaders would be honored on buffalo robes, their stories told and retold Rest in power, Jonathan. May your ancestors welcome you home with open arms and watch over your husband. May your voice forever echo among us still here

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TFW two mega corps announce a jointly maintained spreadsheet https://www.crowdstrike.com/en-us/blog/crowdstrike-and-microsoft-unite-to-deconflict-cyber-threat-attribution/

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.

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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

submitted 13 days ago • 65 comments

ITS HAPPENING

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coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

I take issue with the framing in legacy outlets that rural people are somehow inherently bigots because we’ve been exposed to fewer folks who are different from us. It’s just not true. I grew up in a very small village, I spend a lot of time in the rural SW. most people really don’t want to hate.

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ASN: AS4766 Location: Incheon, KR Added: 2025-05-30T12:17 #shodansafari #infosec

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ASN: AS400655 Location: Clarksville, US Added: 2025-05-30T12:20 #shodansafari #infosec

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In a healthy information environment, this would be front-page news.

submitted 14 days ago • 2191 comments

Found out this week that Triple by Current Value is finally seeing a release on MachineCode Recordings. This track has been around as a bootleg for a decade and it whips so fucking hard. soundcloud.com/tim-e-aka-cu...

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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up theonion.com/new-stu...

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