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I was feeling good at one point, but recently with the current state of the world I'm very anxious... #Splatoon3 #Nintendo #Mario

Oh I will 100% be there. Spread the word, patriots. One protest isn't enough. We must keep up the pressure. Join us on July 17th ♥️🤍💙🗽

“The homegrowns are next” 🇺🇸 #StopICE

The current state of things in the world right now have driven me back in a depression rut...

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The Bots in Mario Kart World are Assholes!

For those about to shart, we salute you, Mr President. And a happy happy birthday to you, Cap'n Bonespurs! #DonaldTrump #TacoSmell

This won't be no birthday parade. This is a coup d'état in disguise.

Mood Right Now #Splatoon3 #Nintendo

Well Shit...

I will fall the fuck in if he did this and so will a lot of other veterans…and we can actually fight unlike those pussy ICE tweakers

Holy Shit! We are back!

I hope they washed their hands afterwards.

Giving this one a quote to say that I'm not sure if I've seen this Shirt design before

Advice from Wario

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov Where the fuck are you?

Dammit, my Switch 2 still hasn't shipped yet! #Splatoon3 #Switch2 #Nintendo

Call an ambulance, Big Man fell and hit his head! #Splatoon3 #Shiver #Frye #Nintendo

1/ You’re not imagining it. The rise of far-right authoritarians isn’t organic. It’s funded. It’s trained. It’s coordinated. And at the center of it all is a quiet powerhouse you’ve probably never voted for: The Atlas Network. #Voices4Victory #DemVoice1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue

Switch 2 status update is now preparing to ship! But it says I won't get it until the 10th!

So I’m going to make an appearance at my old Amazon job on Sunday morning with a few dozen donuts to let people know that I, indeed, will not be returning in June. I hated that job, but I’ll miss everyone. I do miss the comraderie with those who equally hated it.

It's hot today!

Got a clean bill of health from my Doctor, I just need to drink more water!

BREAKING: scientists reveal new high-res images of highly pathogenic avian influenza:

"A thing called drone." 🤣

Still not going to be transferring over 90% of my Switch games over to the Switch 2. I cannot afford a boat load of those new Micro SD cards, and many of the games I have get no Switch 2 Upgrade. Just the new Stuff on the new system for the most part.

Sure the Tariffs have been declared illegal, but a massive amount of damage has already been done! I don't think any lost jobs or businesses that had to shutter before they could have gone fully into effect are coming back. Stupid Ass!

Don't tease Shiver! #Splatoon3 #Nintendo #Shiver #NintendoSwitch

“I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!” #Splatoon3 #Shiver #Nintendo

“America’s health care system is second only to Japan… Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!” Homer Is Correct! #TheSimpsons

“All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #Nintendo

“Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.” #Splatoon3 #Shiver #Frye #Nintendo

60% of American households can’t afford a minimal quality of life. Meanwhile, the 19 richest households saw their wealth increase by $1 trillion in 2024 — the biggest one-year increase ever. Our problem isn't a lack of resources. Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store #Splatoon3 #Nintendo #Shiver

Trump the orange shitgibbon pretends to be surprised that Putin is targeting civilians in Ukraine, manages to blame Zelenskyy for “the way he talks”