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Fixed it for you

When the vape hit like agidyne

People like to say gay men and lesbians have nothing in common but the number of times I have shown up in the same shirt as a middle aged gay man would suggest otherwise

Randolph is a Ghost of Gardens Past, here to remind you not to overwater your begonias this year.

Me: I don't understand why medieval people were so superstitious. Me after seeing this in the morning: Yep, witches, signs, satan, end of the world, portal to hell, all makes sense now.

does this count as no context #thunderbolts spoilers? 😆

new pope bringing correct pizza opinions to the vatican -R

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

The horror!

favorite palindrome: dr awkward

I could really use a sale today, could you use a crocheted bee? ko-fi.com/quietnovastu... 🧶 #crochet #amigurumi #bee #art #craft #gardensky #sciart #market #bsnm

Great Guru

It can be frustrating when you give them a name as simple as "David", but they still misspell it.

I Photoshop the Cat from Flow into a Magic card until I don't: Day 45

Three swords

hi! :> #art

Any museum can be an interactive museum if you have the courage

590nm infrared on a cloudy day, shot with my lovely ltm voigtlander color skopar 35/2.5

Not even the gods can help you with that, brother #epicthemusical

Mouse Outlander / Rat Homeguard / Slug Sage / Snake Purifier / (2020)

The President is very upset about this portrait in Colorado, please do not repost it

Grilled Goomba cheese sandwiches posted in 2018 on Nintendo's official Japanese LINE account.

many of y'all need to switch 2 antidepressants

does bisexual mean twice per sexual or every two sexuals

verify deez nuts

Rest in Peace Francis, a leader who always championed the world's most vulnerable. He was also a bit of a jokester, and I can't help but applaud his last little prank – almost die at the start of Lent, make it to Easter, cash in the Feast Day, and then peace out on a Monday. He wins Pope Fights. -B

every night in our sleep we create lost media

the screen's gonna ask you a few questions, kupo

the millennial urge to turn everything into a forced portmanteau (a fortmanteau)

My cat Normandy was sniffing my fingers this morning and got zapped by a static shock from my wedding ring. Now she’s afraid of my hands. MY LIFE IS OVER. 😭

Did it hurt? When you needed that cable the day after you got rid of it?

#WoodPigeons #Pigeons #NaturePhotography #Birds #PigeonSky #Trains “Thanks, seed train.”

I invented a game. It’s called 4 x 3. It’s like connections except that there are three words in each category, there are four categories, and one word is in all four categories. Easy mode is when you know the special word. Hard is when you don’t.

ㅤ Rabbits fighting mid-air — Mora Nakamura, 2024, Kyushu Japan ㅤ

Why can’t you play hide and seek with a Pokemon? They always Pikachu. Not very good, I know. I’ll show myself out.

haven’t posted a video in months so here’s a frog playing a trumpet

Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025! Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide! #scienceforall #sciencenotsilence

inventing a valet service that drives over your packed clothes so they fit in your luggage

Debunking can be a fun way to find an audience in science communication, but I think it can be over-relied on. We should be celebrating more than we are defending, not just because it’s less miserable, but also because it’s good marketing!

I am worried that AI is gonna edge out faceless YouTubers, so it is almost time for me to start holding auditions for someone to play the live action version of me.