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So American children should make do with "two dolls" while Donald Trump gets a free "sky palace" from the Qatari government? Okay.

submitted 10 days ago • 207 comments

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

submitted 21 days ago • 1996 comments

The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.

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WOMAN: It's an ice fishery, and it's been around since the early 1900s TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years

submitted 35 days ago • 230 comments

Called Missouri's senators and my rep Sam Graves to tell them that Donald Trump is a mentally retarded mobster. You should, too!!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

submitted 51 days ago • 10877 comments

As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies. The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits. Maybe it's not the judges?

submitted 53 days ago • 185 comments

One of these days, I'm gonna wake from this fascist nightmare and find out I was hit in the head with a coconut on a Mexican vacation in 2015. Trump hasn't been elected. Our government isn't filled with orange chode gobblers. And I've got a fresh margarita with salt all around that rim rim rim.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

for the one millionth time, the dept of education just monitors access to education. civil rights, title ix, disabilities, making sure everybody gets a fair opportunity. this is not about curriculum. states design those standards. this is an attack on the idea of fairness in education.

submitted 63 days ago • 31 comments

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submitted 69 days ago • 151 comments

"It's the globalists"

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

Have you said thank you once?

submitted 80 days ago • 789 comments

🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

When will Lego fix my autism and make more adult Lego sets? The people (me) need to know.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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Dear Trump Voters, If you were okay with the courts stopping Biden from forgiving my student loans, then you need to be okay with the courts stopping Elon and Trump from ripping apart the government. If you're not, you want a dictator in this country you fucking dolts.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Patrick Mahomes walking into the locker room at half time:

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

A picture of me begging to go back to 2012 when My Chemical Romance was touring, a bottle of soda was less than a dollar, and our country wasn't filled with fascist bootlickers.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

And the winner goes to this person at the Michigan capital protest 😂🏆

submitted 106 days ago • 9 comments

I've been calling my senators and house representative the past few days about the current state of affairs. I hope it's okay to swear at their staff because I've been swearing at their staff. #FuckElon

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

An unelected shadow government is conducting a hostile takeover of the federal government. DOGE is not a real government agency. DOGE has no authority to make spending decisions. DOGE has no authority to shut programs down or to ignore federal law. DOGE’s conduct cannot be allowed to stand.

submitted 108 days ago • 4284 comments