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The California legislature and city & county governments should file injunctions and draft emergency legislation prohibiting the quartering of now-federalized troops on private property including hotels under the Third Amendment. Make the Guard bivouac on the ground on federal property.

Looks like homes got a drone up in the air. The choppers I clicked on seem to be newsies.

Trying to find a pride flag in Gulf Shores is like trying to find actual barbecue up in Canada.

Been saying since last year that resistance by local police was not going to happen/ would be very very hard. The usual arguments about police legitimacy and "public safety" are not sufficient.

Posting close to the sun and wondering what the federal budget for tape drives is.

Anti-teargas "kettle", open source 3D-printable model.

The big accounts you follow that have 20k+ followers and don't use alt text, those are bad people.

The enemy of my enemy still did two Nazi salutes.

hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

I have yet to see any ICE Air flights land in northern California. I sense that will change once the feds get FCI Dublin spun up as a immigration detention facility.

*banging trash can lids* LOWTAX LOWTAX

NEW: In Djibouti, conditions are brutal for both detainees and ICE officers, ICE tells Judge Murphy. Impossible to read this without thinking the govt should just bring the detainees back to the US for due process! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

The surveillance bill that the Canadian Liberal party is talking about is pretty much exactly why I am glad they did not end up with a majority government. Hoping they can be kept in check, and really not looking forward to the eventual swing back to the right.

it turned out to be a bad year to work in international freight insurance, so i am on the hunt for a new staff engineering role tef.computer i work in the uk, but usually remote and in american timezones. postgres and dist-sys but i can sling json into any replicated log if needed

Happy Pride.

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

Elon Musk wakes up, bleary and disoriented. "Grimes, I just had the weirdest dream..." he mutters as he rolls over to her. "Tell me all about it, Space Daddy," replies Stephen Miller's wife in bed beside him. "Yeah, tell her," comes Stephen's bitter voice from a chair in the semi-darkness.

.... the president’s statement should not be treated as a fact, but as an expression of “the president’s belief about the influence that he has.” ... when you are in court and gotta tell the truth. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc... (gift link)

IRS’s Direct File wasn't open source while it was being developed. But somebody just made it public!

the hat man? real. i have partaken of his succulent meat. we hounded him through the jungles of laos, delirious off the massive amounts of benadryl required to tether him to our reality. we finally ran him down upon the banks of the mekon; what followed was a feast for the ages. god how we did feast

Greetings, traveler...

Someone remind me, is there already vernacular for camps that people are concentrated in?

Buddy, they don't even let me immanentize the eschaton

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.