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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

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this is how HM/TMs work #drawdogs #pokemon

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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

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Query: if you know of a major news outlet that has put the situation anywhere close to this plainly (not punditry: reporting) please point me to it. I haven't seen it. The U.S. has been taken over by a corrupt, authoritarian regime run by malevolent lunatics, and they're not even reporting it

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Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

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You bet your ass

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I was looking for a quick, fun little sideproject so please say hi to Margie, a cat-goose dragon based on a marginalia illustration I saw

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Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

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current vibe

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Koopas in New Super Mario Bros

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drink my son

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If “gender critical” people were facing so much bullying and backlash that a large percentage of them died by suicide and then people mocked them by quoting that figure all the time unprovoked I might almost consider listening to their bellyaching about how everyone is so mean to them

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1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. The Pentagon loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

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She really does

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I think about this comic at least once a week

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‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

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MAGA's brains are so broken. they speed ran the normal Pope conspiracies, and made the quantum leap to "the Pope is worse than woke, he's trans!" in less than 12 hours.

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in the conned clave. straight up "choosing it". and by "it", haha. well. let's justr say. My pontiff.

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i think the biggest public relations coup AI boosters scored was calling it “AI.” people genuinely think it is an intelligence, and that when they query it, it is providing reasoned answers

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You need d6 & space to stack them You're a Vault-dweller; you have a name & duty Roll a d6 1-2, you shirked your duties, add it to the stack 3-6, you did your job, the stack doesn't grow When the stack topples, the Vault is evacuated; the total of the dice is the days you survive the wasteland

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A good rule of thumb Democrats should use to figure out how to interact with Trump is to imagine you’re addressing Jabba the Hutt. Do you sound tough? Defiant? Or are you some pandering slimeball who is obviously going to be double-crossed and fed to the Sarlacc?

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92 years ago today

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feel like pure shit just want to escape to the deep steppe for a decade until my enemies believe me dead and grow fat and content in their victory, only to be slain when i return at the head of a vengeful warband to get justice for their crimes against my kin

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Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

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I have completely deleted my Duolingo. I was informed by one of my kids that the company has removed most of its employees and 70% of the company is run by AI. I urge everyone to delete their app.

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A BORROWER: stoned out of his mind, hoisting your eyelid open at 2:30 in the morning hey man do you have any morsels

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you ever think about how Garfield is Heathcliff's Wario

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It is deeply weird that only after a sustained years-long campaign to deprive trans people of every right enjoyed by cis people did the Guardian ask someone from a womens' refuge if they had ever had problems resulting from trans women using their services & got the reply 'Never, in fifteen years"

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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

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lowkey horrifying how many people get their politics from streams

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I wanna be now with alt text

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Just a meme for your Friday, enjoy:

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Happy May Day

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Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

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Ten years of Trump going on TV and just fucking saying whatever, and still nothing like an industry set of best practices to deal with it. Put someone on the set with a laptop to look stuff up, pause the interview, whatever. He'd walk off but so what. Amazing to still be at "agree to disagree."

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They were already doing this for some of their courses last year. The Irish course is completely ruined, the real human voices have been replaced with AI ones which have their pronunciation all over the place, and in many cases make up sounds that don’t exist in any Irish dialect. It’s awful.

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