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ohthatsgr8.bsky.social
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How I’ve been looking

submitted 600 days ago • 1 comment

Hey y’all hope you been well

submitted 600 days ago • 1 comment

lol I haven’t been on this app in a while and apparently it’s “feet Friday”, I fuck with it honestly, keep up…whatever these vibes are

submitted 616 days ago • 0 comments

Whomever at Nike was the lead designer of the grey tech sweats needs a Medal of Honor, they have done more for men than ever thought possible

submitted 628 days ago • 0 comments

When I’m feeling depressed I just try to plan an outfit that will make me feel better about my life and it legit works like 85% of the time

submitted 630 days ago • 0 comments

Was considering if making myself look like Pinhead permanently would feel better than this work meeting I’m currently in.

submitted 630 days ago • 0 comments

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh -how I’m generally feeling today, cropped out a lot of the other things I wanted to say with this one

submitted 632 days ago • 0 comments

Season 5 of the sopranos may be the best season of television I’ve ever watched? Like, that and the big pussy season Jesus Christ. I get it (Italian heritage flows through me, my 4 foot tall grandmother yelling saying I don’t eat enough in the background)

submitted 635 days ago • 0 comments

Relationship limbo

submitted 635 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow got a decent pic of my hands fully ringed out by myself with front facing camera and timer, this is impressive as hell tbh

submitted 635 days ago • 0 comments

It may be date night here on my block but I successfully identified Hocus Pocus playing at the bar even tho I haven’t seen it in easily 20 years with the bartenders being very proud of me, so who’s the real winner here?

submitted 637 days ago • 1 comment

Should be a crime I can’t drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and be on my phone all at the same exact time

submitted 637 days ago • 0 comments

So excited to see The Crow tonight. Last time I watched it was with my first long term girlfriend in high school on VHS at her apartment, which I do think is the ideal way to view the film, but on screen is aight too

submitted 638 days ago • 0 comments

Telling girls I can play guitar but the only song I can do is an acoustic cover of Silk Chiffon by Muna

submitted 638 days ago • 0 comments

I watched a porn the other day but was completely focused on the fact that The Mask was playing in the background the entire time

submitted 639 days ago • 1 comment

Can only do the first but it’s been too long, would be a hell of a double feature @realgdt.bsky.social

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

Almost complained about dust getting into my long eyelashes and how big my butt looks but then took a minute to reflect

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

New “bit” ideas I thought of tonight: -Guy who’s never heard of YouTube -Guy who is REALLY into parades and parade lore -Guy who brings a tape measure and measures everything, specifically merch to make sure it fits your dimensions

submitted 643 days ago • 0 comments

People are going up and down the streets of Portland yelling about the video of Phoebe Bridgers flashing the crowd like it’s NYC on V-Day 1945

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

A really good example of Portland drinking culture is that the general suggestion of how many drinks people will generally get at the bar is “five to seven beers”

submitted 650 days ago • 1 comment

RIP

submitted 650 days ago • 0 comments

IM SO TIRED OF COMPUTERS TELLING ME WHAT I WANT!!!!! No I don’t want a stupid fucking smiley face when I type (lol) no why would ANYONE want strikethrough text when I go -word- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t stop thinking of this ad I saw at the police station which can be interpreted very differently depending on your view of police

submitted 653 days ago • 0 comments

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

submitted 656 days ago • 48 comments

Guys say they know a place and take you here

submitted 656 days ago • 0 comments

My date did NOT like the realization I had that her Planned Parenthood shirt had the same exact font and layout as bed, bath, and beyond

submitted 657 days ago • 1 comment

Met a group of people I was fine with but I INSTANTLY knew I did nothing for and was SO bored during our bar semi drunk conversation

submitted 657 days ago • 0 comments

What if we all got like, three “I can smoke a cigarette wherever” cards a month? Just pull it out and everyone understands?

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I’m kinda thinking I’m back

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

“Like a G6”

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submitted 661 days ago • 6 comments

One of the funniest things about Instagram is posting like an asshole on your stories gets the MOST replies. I wasn’t even trying to be (bar I’m at is so new it can’t be found via “location”) and EVERYONE has questions

submitted 661 days ago • 0 comments

Uhhhhhh

submitted 663 days ago • 0 comments

Spilled one sip of a beer as I sat down and literally went “mama Mia” at it

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

I did an hour of family time I deserve to do drugs or binge drink

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

Dating a therapist for the second time and I’m really starting to think they don’t like bits

submitted 664 days ago • 0 comments

Stop, drop, pick it up, oppy up shop

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

BLOOD BROTHERS ON THE JUKEBOX ALERT NOT A DRILL

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments

BlueSky should allow me to text to post and to get text notifications for posts, let’s bring it back folks

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments